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Dogtier said:
Rick Santorum would make a great president
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xD I don't think any of them are good presidents. Romeny looks like a hothead.
UltmateUltima posted hace más de un año
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Yeah, right? To be honest I think Obama is doing a pretty good job as president. Plus, he's cool.
Dogtier posted hace más de un año
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@Dog xDDDDD That's definitely a joke and yea I agree Obama is doing excellent.
BlindBandit92 posted hace más de un año
laura199627 said:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Text.
Text who?
Text tu ages to open the door
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Cupcakes12321 said:
Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

To get to the other side!



I don't get that joke...
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i dont get it eather LMAO
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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^Ikr.
Cupcakes12321 posted hace más de un año
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It's actually a reference to death as the chicken is "crossing over" to the "other side". At least that's what I heard...
Alex_Fairchild posted hace más de un año
thewanted4life said:
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If tu have bird flu, tu need tweetment. If tu have swine flu, tu need oink-ment.
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FAIL JOKE.
Cupcakes12321 posted hace más de un año
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why did i ask this Question.What an awful joke OMG
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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@cupcake: it is, isnt it? andd yeah tht is an AWFUL jokes
thewanted4life posted hace más de un año
UltmateUltima said:
Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade o something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could think of.

Two pescado were in a tank. One dicho to the other, "Do tu know how to drive this thing?"

Did I ever tell tu the story about the broken pencil? It had no point.

I was lectura a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down.

Q: What's the friendliest school?
A: Hi school.

Q: What's black, white, black, white, and green?
A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q: What do tu give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.)

Q: What do tu call a bajo vocalist who sings por himself?
A: So-low.

Q: Where do libros eat dinner?
A: At the mesa, tabla of contents.

Q: Why were the suspenders arrested?
A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Q: What do tu get if tu cruzar, cruz a cow with a camel?
A: A lumpy milkshake.

Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
A: Not only have tu let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

Q: Why was the escoba late?
A: Because he overswept.

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your answer makes wish i never asked this Question.You should get voted as"best answer" this are terrible jokes
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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The dog fever one wasn't bad. They weren't all bad.
Cupcakes12321 posted hace más de un año
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xD
UltmateUltima posted hace más de un año
POPclogger216 said:
I was going to tell tu one about sodium, but Na.
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... hehe ...
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
girsmurf22 said:
Heres a cheesy one:

What did the ketchup say to the mustard when it ran ahead?


Slow down,let me ketchup!


HOW CLEVER,whoever thought of that one,must have shed blood and sweat from thinking SOOO MUCH.

*Notice my creative use of sarcasm!!! ^₩^*
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catch up (i never heard this joke but it's terrible)
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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ikr
girsmurf22 posted hace más de un año
XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Why did the roster cruzar, cruz the road?

To get to the chicken BD *boom boom tss.*
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ConnerandTravis said:
Your mom.............. lol JK


Q: Why did the baby bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to see what High-school was like.

Q:What state is the smartest?
A: Alabama. It has 4 A's and 1 B
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the last one was so dumb that i actually laughed
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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really? wow.
flabaloobalah posted hace más de un año
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^yeah
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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@Gloved Right same here. xDDD
BlindBandit92 posted hace más de un año
flabaloobalah said:
whats the difference between a train and a mean teacher?
one says "choo choo!" and the other one says "SPIT OUT THAT GUM!"

what do tu call a rabbit that likes to swim with alligators?
dinner.

how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
only one-but she changes it into a toad!

why was the girl not afraid of the shark?
it was a man eating shark!

what did the doctor say to the tonsil?
"you are so cute, i think i will take tu out tonight!"

where do rabbits go when they get married?
on their bunnymoon.

how do tu stop a snake from striking?
pay it decent wages!
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lol bunnymoon is cute
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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yeah...i found these jokes in a book i got from a teacher as a present. finally it comes in handy *thanks teacher in head*
flabaloobalah posted hace más de un año
zanesaaomgfan said:
Why did the grandma put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Why?

Because she wanted to ROCK&ROLL !
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this is actually not a bad ,awful joke
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
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i kinda like it. ha. *attempts to laugh, but gets too tired*
flabaloobalah posted hace más de un año
sophie89 said:
Are tu sirius?
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Yeah, I'm super Harry.
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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^lol. its a joke.
sophie89 posted hace más de un año
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it's true i dont get it actually
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
ShadowYJ said:
This was one very odd joke which I don't get at all:

Why does the pig say oink?
'cause it wants más food!

^It was made por a 1st grader-I don't get it at all.


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It's a first-grader. What did tu expect? xD
BlindBandit92 posted hace más de un año
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^Isn't it obvious???
ShadowYJ posted hace más de un año
michlolois said:
my friend DAVID lost his ID. we call him DAVE now. get it ,get it. not funny huh
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I get it-but its not funny
ShadowYJ posted hace más de un año
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what.______.
Kamie_Kiddo posted hace más de un año
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xD
scalesandtails1 posted hace más de un año
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WOOOOW.
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
shadow378 said:
Q: knock knock
R:who's there
A: it's the pizza delivery guy stupid! ^V^
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poophead4837ext said:
Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road? Because he wanted to. *fake laughs*
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HeitsiTsegin said:
Democratic republic. ._.;
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Kamie_Kiddo said:
Haha you. Lol, kidding :D
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o_O LMAO
_Gloved1_ posted hace más de un año
ukiss129 said: select as best answer
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgrB2KBZws4
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Its not a joke!
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ssook78 said:
why was the queen good at mesureing? she is a ruler get it? *shoots my self*
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awesum-o said:
Wuts the Internets favorito! animal?
A lynx...Horrible joke
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scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A. Flood lights!

Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?

A. They eat chips!

Q. Why don't tu see giraffes in elementary school?

A. Because they're all in High School!

Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A. "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!

Q. Which mes do soldiers hate most?

A. The mes of March!

Q. What did the painter say to the wall?

A. One más crack like that and I'll plaster you!

Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case they get a hole in one!

Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?

A. tu go on a head, I'll just hang around!

Q. What would tu call two plátano skins?

A. A pair of slippers

Q. Why did a man put his money in the freezer?

A. BECAUSE HE WANTED SOME COLD-HARD CASH!
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scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What disappears when tu stand up?

A. Your lap.

Q. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A. My pop is bigger than yours.

Q. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

A. tu are too little to smoke.

Q. What do tu call a surgeon with eight arms?

A. A doctopus!

Q. Why did the teacher jump into the lake?

A. Because she wanted to test the waters!

Q. Why did the cinturón, correa go to jail?

A. Because it held up a pair of pants!

Q. What is the center of gravity?

A. The letter V!

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A. Stick with me and we will go places!

Q. What sort of estrella is dangerous?

A. A shooting star!

Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

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scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A. A turkey!

Q. What kind of cake do tu get at a cafeteria?

A. A stomach-cake!

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. He felt crummy!

Q. When does a carro come before a horse?

A. In the dictionary!

Q. Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

A. She couldn't control her pupils!

Q. What do tu get when tu put a pescado and an elefante together?

A. Swimming trunks.

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?

A. An umbrella

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scalesandtails1 said:
Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?

A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?

A. Because it makes tu break out!

Q. What do tu call artificial spaghetti?

A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

Q. Why did the man at the naranja jugo, jugo de factory lose his job?

A. He couldn't concentrate!

Q. How do tu repair a broken tomato?

A. tomate Paste!

Q. Why did the baby fresa cry?

A. Because his parents were in a jam!

Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter?

A. Patty!

Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A. A deviled egg!

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scalesandtails1 said:

Q. What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A. A ladder in her stocking!

Q. What did one virus say to another?

A. Stay away, I think I've got penicillin!

Q. What did the tie say to the hat?

A. tu go on ahead and I'll hang around!

Q. What pet makes the loudest noise?

A. A trum-pet!

Q. What is a tornado?

A. Mother nature doing the twist!



Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do tu tease fruit?

A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured postres answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

Q. When do tu stop at green and go at red?

A. When you're eating a watermelon!

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scalesandtails1 said:
Q. What did the teddy oso, oso de say when he was offered dessert?

A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!

Q. Why did the barber win the race?

A. Because he took a short cut.

Q. What's taken before tu get it?

A. Your picture.

Q. Why did the árbol go to the dentist?

A. To get a root canal.

Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?

A. He wanted a higher education!

Q. Why was the escoba late?

A. It over swept!

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scalesandtails1 said:
Q. Why were the giant's fingers only eleven inches long?

A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they'd be a foot.

Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots?

A. Bunny Farts!

Q. What runs but can't walk?

A. The faucet!

Q. What kind of cama does a mermaid sleep in?

A. A water bed!

Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

A. Firecrackers!

Q. Where's Finnick?

A. O-dair he is
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WTF...
vAmPiReNiNjA45 posted hace más de un año
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What?????
scalesandtails1 posted hace más de un año
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O_o
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Anomalous said:
A man walked into a bar

he says ouch
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