uh... i turn into a chinese girl whogoes to war as a man instead of her father, befriend a little dragon and a cricket, get busted for my gender, and marry my former general? ..................im screwed.
I just finished watching Fight Club (for the 10th time)... Don't I feel like a special and unique snowflake? Oh wait, I'm the same decay organic matter as everyone else, all in the same composition pile.
Snow white and the huntsman. Sweet, i loose my mother and father, my evil step mom is after me, the huntsman whos meant to kill me falls in amor with me i get blessed por this adorable stag, huntsman turns out to be my true amor and i destroy the evil one, hell yea!!!!!
(Well, well... never mind talking bears and primitive apes, out for blood, I have a fucking moving castle, have to fight a fat, old witch and get enlisted to fight the most pointless war since Agincourt. I guess mine is pretty fucked up, too. XD)
So..I turn into The-Boy-Who-Lived,have to find the remaining Horcrux's and destory,then learn I have to die,then die,only to return back to Hogwarts,kill Voldemort,destory the Elder Wand,then marry my best friend's sister? Erm..may I be Jassmyn Potter,instead? She's my OC..
Apparently I'm gonna die, fall in love, become the calabaza queen, discover Christmas... try to take it over and make several kids cry in the process. Plus I'll get to fight a giant potato sack made of bugs...
Who's that girl movie.So my boyfriend is going to get murdered but they think i was it and i go the prison.And after 4 years a tax attourney picks me up and i steal his car and together me and him take revenge at the real murderes of my boyfriend.At the end we fall in amor me and the tax attourney?Wow this is not what i wanted.