If I was a chicken and I crossed the road, would tu annoy me and ask WHY I crossed the road ?

No
but the only reason why the chicken did cruzar, cruz the road was because the farmer told the chicken not to cruzar, cruz the road yet the chicken did it any way. That's a badass chicken

No. A chicken has the right to cruzar, cruz roads without having its motives brought into question.

I would probably not even see you, so no.