Did tu know?

No.

If that's true then why are tu here? tu could be off riding a unicorn.

I'm pretty sure if a horse and a narwhal mated their offspring would look más like a freak of nature...

Those two things would never be able to mate and have a successful child, as sad as that is. I wish unicornios were real. That would be epic....

No they're not, they have magic in their horns and last time I checked....magic ISN'T real

I take it, tu saw this?

Yep and mutated frog legged zebras with a rhino's head are real as well.