Would tu kidnap Harry Styles and stuff him in your closet?

No, and besides, I think he's unattractive.

Yeah....

Who?

Who the hell is Harry Styles?
*googles him*
...Oh. OOOOHHHHHHHHHH.
No.
I'd kidnap Hawkeye though from Avengers: EMH.
C:

If it means the end of One Direction, yes. Only I wouldn't lock him in my cupboard, I would lock him in an underground, airtight bunker in Australia, where nobody can hear him scream o dig him out o save his life.

Sure why not, then I could get his fangirls to do anything i want.

No.

Ummm, no.

no .3.

All because I'm a fan doesn't mean that I would kidnap a horny teenage boy. What do tu want me to do next? When I get arrested yell, "I amor HIIIIM. GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME," ? Lolno.