my mission:

.......i am going to sit in the sofá eat cheese balls, get fat, try to work out, but then give up, go to a sperm bank, have 19 kids, name them all after tranformer charters,buy 94 cats, become that creepy catlady that everybody trys to awkwardly avoid, write some of that" everybody hates but still reads" poetry, try a new hobbie, but when tu learn a hook is not a good piercing to"impress that ladys" with, tu stop fishing, then when tu have up to 113 cats, tu finally find some one as wierd as you, and get married, which is really the only mission opened to the cowardly.