"Opinions aren't even real things. They are ghosts made of thought. But lots of people on the internet, especially grumpy ones, treat theirs as absolute reality. Which can be pretty funny to watch. o terrible." -Andrew Hussie
"I'm feminine: I'm wearing a skirt, I own a bra. I think that whole big blonde look has been taken over por transsexuals now. I'm a natural blonde, but that blonde hair, big tits idea of what men want, it's now really unfeminine." -Alice Glass <3
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think of romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon"