EVERYONE REMAIN CALM I AM A fuego MARSHALL

hello folks fuego Marshall Phill at your service!
Now I am gonna mostrar tu some hazards and how to get away from it!
Op I see one right now! LET ME SHPW tu SHUMSING!
Say your carrying this ice cream your about to lick it but then someone says "LOOK A HIPPO EATTING A TREE" *looks to at a. misceláneo direction* and all of a sudden tu can't see where your helado went and SPLAT *makes the ice cream go into someone's eyes* someone gets hit por the ice cream
Oh another typical hazard! LET ME mostrar tu SHUMSING!
Your trying to fix a computer but then tu decide to cool your feet into this bucket of water *standing in a bucket with water* tu grab one piece of the computer and then *gets shocked por the cord then smoke appeared and there was a big hole*