What is the creepiest pickup line tu have ever heard?

Hey, can tu catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

rosas are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD

"I want to treat tu like my homework. Slam tu on the escritorio and do tu all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.

all of these.

Germany: Would tu like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when tu walked in.

America: Would tu like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me mostrar tu how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.

"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would tu like to be in my siguiente foto shoot?"
"Do tu believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme inicial with you."

quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled o fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.

Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did tu just fart? Cause tu blow me away!

Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left

The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would tu like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time

You're so cute. I wanna lock tu up in my basement, naked.

"hey little kid tu want to come into may car for candy?"

Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck tu up.


o.o ..

My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do tu want it in the front o the back?

I dont want to come between you... o do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do tu like rainbows, cause tu can taste my arco iris any time.


rosas are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in tu

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD

everytime i look at your picture tu always look so beatury so bright why won't tu go out with me just let me amor tu and Hold tu around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend dicho dis.

Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O