Heyyy....

guy-"why not?"
girl-"becuse, last time was only three seconds, but i take four"
guy-"at least tu got some and didn't have to do all the work"
girl-"i told tu that it wasn't a good idea to use the oscilación this time"
guy-"well excuse me for wanting to get creative every now and then."
girl-"shut the hell up, we're on camera"

Get. Your. Fucking. Hands. Off. Of. My. Ass.

What I am going to caption it with will either offend tu o make tu sick:
Girl: My chin looks like a butt and his looks like a dick...

Don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs don't look at her boobs.

Girl: ...and we amor each other very much.

Guy:*checking out another girl*

Girl: Pretend to act like a couple
Boy: Why?
Girl: Because if we don't pull this off, we're fired!

this is so dearly awkward we cannot seem to look at each other so we dramatically look away dearly.