What's your favorito! cheesy pick-up line?

My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are tu an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do tu have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between tu and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are tu a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD

I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*

Are tu lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do tu have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was tu father an alien? Because there's nothing else like tu on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick tu with it to see if tu truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would tu hold this for me while I go for a walk?


I admit that last one was kinda cute xD

America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

hola baby! How would tu like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on parte superior, arriba of me yet!

How would tu like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?

Do tu work for Subway? Cause you're giving me a foot long (;