When was the last time tu felt like a total moron?

Well it was a week o so ago. On my calle there was a birthday party for twins. I almost dicho "They have the same birthday!?"...fail...

2 hours hace at the supermarket, when I was trying to use a CoinStar machine and the screen dicho "Out of Order".

A while ago. I forgot why...

Everyday.. ;-;

2 minutos ago. I was like: I haven't done ANYTHING today. Then I remembered, I went to get blood tests, my mom and I went to a bank, then we dropped my sister off at Karate, then we went to the mall, then we went to Wells Fargo, then we went to pick my sister up, then we went to Chilli's, and finally we came home. ':| I'm so exhausted.

Two segundos ago.

Yesterday o___o

My sis says I act like a moron quite frequently. But I don't think so. My last "real" moronic occurrence happened about few hours ago.

right now.!

5 minutos ago.

About 8 hours ago. I rapped this at school. I felt kinda like a moron, even though people thought I was pretty good, lol.

Today when I went to this Italian restraunt with my mom.
So the waiter(with a really weird accent) says "would tu like to try our new spu gutty?"
And I'm like "What's spu-gutty?"
Then good ole mom steps in and says "i think he means speghetti"
Yeh,..

this morning when i was dreaming and the people in my dream tod me to wake up and everything thats happend will be reality and of coures i did and yepp it was all not there i was so mad and couldnt go back to sleep and have the same dream. >=( dissapionted that will be the las time i listen to them.

I always feel like a moron.

About 20 minutos hace too... For instance, I was video chatting with my friend, and then when she ended the video call, I tried to mover my ratón onto the the webcam eye and click on it. The webcam eye isn't even on the screen! And just now, I turned the volume down on the TV, set the remote down, and unconciously tried to mover the ratón and click on the remote! I'm so weird...

Why the heck am I answering this stupid question?! I'm such a moron.

an hora ago..D:

Yesterday.
All my troubles seem so far away...

I think yesterday, but I forgot why...

Yesterday. Twice. First was because, in a minuto of pure stupidity, I published a stupid and crappy fan fiction I wrote on fanfiction.net. I deleted it, it was so stupid. Then, I found this Tumblr and wrote something stupid in their ask. And I wasn't on anon. It was a compliment, but it was kinda weird and made me look like a total weirdo.

I've had alot of moronic moments but the one I remember most was, like,last año when I asked when the Fourth of July was.

After answering this question, I felt like a total idiot.

every damm day

right now sitting in front of the computer when i can go to playland with my friends! :)

About a week ago...well, does anyone know those mushrooms things? They feel like normal mushrooms at first, and then they die (or something, I don't know anything about mushrooms) and underneath the outer "skin" there's only spores (which look like brown dust). My family calls them "puff balls", but I dunno about anyone else...

Anyhow, my mom found this HUUUUGE one on a walk one day, and my brother and I went out to get it. When we found it, I was like "I'm gonna kick it like a football!" I guess I expected something dramatic, like the puff ball flying through the air, leaving a trail of spores behind it. When I actually kicked it, it exploded on my face.

That never usually happens to me, lol. Sorry to sound like a total @#!*% , but I am really over anilitical, so im usually the one that makes ppl look like morons ^_^

That never usually happens to me, lol. Sorry to sound like a total douche, but I am really over anilitical, so im usually the one that makes ppl look like morons ^_^

Now cause of this!~ :
o_o spongebob why? D: