1.Find Luka Crosszeria 2. Find a way to get close to him without being detected 3. Put a bag over his head, and tie up his limbs. 4. Lock him in my basement. 5. Try to not forget to feed him. 6. Use him for my own... "Purposes" 7. Post pictures of him on the internetz. 8. Watch as all his fangirls cry with jelousy.
And just for the heck of it, here is A pic of Luka