What's the weirdest name someones ever called you?

That same little sister of yours has called me a little fruitcake.... Not as an insult o anything, just saying it like it's regular to call people that, just like saying "buddy" o "dude" o something.

Lookies.

Meat cleaving mantequilla biscuit.

My boyfriend is a frickin' freak when he's hyper...

My little brother called me a douche tampon and a freaky little mebolis. idk what a fucking mebolis is....

A "chop-housing octopus box shelter". Yes, Sophia told me that. ...What?

Don't forget I've also called tu a buffaloing water supply, a foreignese taxi diamond, and a coliflor sniffing walrus note tissue among many others.

My brother keeps calling me a conservar en vinagre, salmuera (?)...

Nothing really, they just call me por my nickname.

However, I call my little brother anorexic boy sometimes as an insult since he's real skinny...I'm such a nice person XD

Sancho Panza!
It's my official name in school instead of Sanchari
They say I am poor in BRAINS and money
Though I came first in the class!!!!!!!

My friends little brother tells me the weirdest shit. Once he called me a a stupid filthy cat and told me to get a job. I amor this little kid xD

My cousin was playin COD and he was on the head set, and i randomly shouted at the guy on his head set XD and he called me, The Gelati Kid (the karate kid) LOL