What should I do?

Throw used condoms at him until he leaves.


Trust me. I've been in your place.

Play Rebecca Black's new 'single'.

3 easy steps for how to get rid of the Alien in your trashcan:

1. Get the Shotgun out of your closet

2. Aim for the head, and pull the trigger

3. Go make some palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and read a nice book

Threaten it with a sniper.

Give him some Reese's.

DIVIDE por ZERO!

Throw away some cupcakes o maní, cacahuete butter?

Cook some cupcakes o maní, cacahuete butter?

Tell him about cupcakes and maní, cacahuete butter?

Send him some pictures of cupcakes and maní, cacahuete butter?

Read cupcakes?

Go cupcakes on him/her/it?

Give him 20 dollars?

Kill it with fire?