What are the funniest lines/passages you've read in a fanfiction?
I asked about saddest before, but here's a cheerier one. Mine are from a Detroit 187 fanfiction called Poking the oso, oso de with a Stick.
Fitch let out a long suffering sigh and pulled his funda from his waistband. He handed it over to Sanchez, who took it without segundo thought.
"Hold on to that for me before I shoot him."
"Try getting it back from me," She rose to her feet; put his funda beside hers, inside the waistband of her pants, "We've got a lead, por the way."
Fitch stood and followed as she led the way past Washington and Stone. They paused, almost out of the bullpen, when Washington called Fitch's name. Fitch looked at the young man expectantly.
"Should we alert HR?"
"Why would we need to do that?" Fitch's brows furrowed.
"Your piece is in Sanchez's pants." His tone dripped with innuendo and he had a shit eating grin on his face.
Sanchez chuckled at that. "Don't I wish?"
Fitch's head whipped around from glaring at Washington to look at Sanchez with a look of surprise. She just grinned at him.
"C'mon, let's get out of here before tu kill him and I have to cuff you."
Fitch inclined his head, not trusting what would come out of his mouth at that moment, and they moved to leave but not before hearing Washington's voice.
"He might enjoy that!"
They ignored him and kept moving toward the exit. Once they were gone, Stone raised an eyebrow at Washington.
"Do tu have a death wish o something?"
Washington just laughed in response.
Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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