Are YOU, a human, judging ME?

ROAR!
That's my response.

No,I am your father.

"At least we did something! All your kind did was get enslaved por us, licked their own crotches, depend on us to feed tu and wuuuvv youu, breed an unearthly amount to the point where it's disgusting, and be turned into a delicacy in certain parts of Asia!"

If there was a dog that could actually find a witty response to that, I will sell my laptop to buy him. No joke.

tu can't judge me based on what my kind has done, but I can surely judge tu based on what YOU'VE done.

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go, pup.

No, my purple pingüino, pingüino de has a green Mohawk though. (No idea where that came from... XD )

plátano hammock?

eh.....i was gonna kill myself 2day anyway...

Aparantly...

Well I have not done anything of the sort.
Hitler, he was bad
Stalin, he was bad
Me, when I sole music, that was bad.
You, when tu estola that biscuit, that was bad.
tu could have asked and I would have dado it to you, but not anymore. Maybe tomorrow.

Well, who says I'm Human? I could be... I could be a dragon for all tu know!

Say hello to my little friend.. -.-

estola a galleta is not a crime but estola anyone reputation is crime and i am the owner of u u fucking animal....

That's what she said.

o_____o

omfgosh, a talking dog?

WHAT DID I DO AGAIN

...You my friend, have just earned a time out. GO, sit in the corner of shame!

Me: tu CANT be my dog! My dog is NICE! tu must be.....ANN ALIEN!!!!!!! *takes out onion* DIE!

Dog: That kills vampires.....

Me: Um.... *Takes out flashlight* Burn!

Dog: Thats ghosts.....

Me: *Takes bucket of water and pours on dog* Melt!

Dog: Witches......

Me: *angry* CHARIZARD, USE FLAMETHROWER!!!!

Dog (Alien): *burned* *dead*

Me: And thats how tu get rid of aliens. *walks away*