I just got my very own square foot of cardboard! X3 What should I do with it?

Accuse it for raping your friends. Your parents will wonder what is wrong with you. XD

Draw a face on it and say it's your boyfriend.
Don't forget the moustache. Those are cool.

make a flieing cardbord and go of and fight unicornios with lizers comeing out of there noses and evil chocolate ponies

hit people. o yell at it for killing (favorite dead TV mostrar character)
Example:

*punch* WHY DID tu KILL THOM? WHY? *stabs*
Friends: ANIKA tu NEED MEDICATION!

o accuse it of stealing your friend's boyfriend's doog's puppy's owner's firend's cousin's toothbrush and using it to clean a plastic bag full of used staples.