Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my chocolate in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my cuna sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing por listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather tu get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the siguiente día i was walking inicial from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend dicho this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird friends i know and then we were in gym and she dicho u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT rosado, rosa ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving tu my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, hola Zanw*** I bet tu have big b**bs I want to f*** tu tonight will tu be my boyfriend. I bet tu have no friends so I feel bad for tu so tu better accept my offer it may be the only one tu get. amor tu please f*** me tonight.
but my best friend is about the same and he dicho "see that hot chick over there,dont tu just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he dicho "jus trying to make tu throw up" so the siguiente día i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this misceláneo boy came up to me and dicho i was beautiful......and then dicho he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/