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Tell me some funny jokes, i wanna laugh. apoyar WILL BE dado

it can be clean dirty, i rather it be dirty:)
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im i the only one lectura this and not laughing?
JudyNails posted hace más de un año
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no u are not alone:)
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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mine sucks but i thought at least one person would like it
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AvatarAang97 said:
A friend told me this a año ago.(he was 10 years old)

There once this three guys named Shut up, Crap and Manners.One día Crap got sick and went into the hospital and Manners took him,but Manners car broke down so he called Shut up to pick him up.So while Shut up was driving to pick up Crap and Manners,he got pulled over por a cop for speeding. The cop asked him "What is your name" and then he dicho "Shut up" the cop asked him "What is your name" he dicho once again "Shut up" and the cop asked him a third time" what is your name" he dicho once again "Shut up" and the cop asked "where's your manners" then Shut up dicho "picking up Crap"

Yes I know it's a bit corny but it's the best I got. :D
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lol I amor that joke! My bro told it to me! *votes best*
rapunzeleah123 posted hace más de un año
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lol best one
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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lol
Zukania99 posted hace más de un año
happyfreak said:
there was once this girl in Sunday school. she kept falling asleep so the teacher woke her up and asked "who died for our sins?" the boy behind the girl poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh God!!!"

the teacher went on and the girl fell asleep again. well, the teacher woke her up again and asked her "who died for our sins?" once again the boy behind her poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh sweet jesus!!!"

the teacher continues again and the girl falls asleep again. the teacher wakes her up and asked "what did Eve say to Adam after their 57th child?" the boy behind the girl poked her again. this time she answered "you stick that thing in me again and i'll break it off!!!"

and if your wondering, yes it does sound better in person.
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hisagi_wolf said:
ok lets see if i can remember this one...a friend told me this it was really funny to me

A pirate goes into a pet store to buy a parrot. The pet store only had one and the pirate took him. The pirate takes him inicial and says "alright lets see what tu can do." the pirate hold a galleta in front of the loro and says "polly want a cracker." The loro says "fuck tu one eye." The pirate then says "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The loro then says "fuck tu one eye." The pirate gets angry and says "you know what fuck this." The pirate puts the loro in the freezer for five minutos then takes him out and dicho "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The loro says "f-f-fuck tu one eye." Then the pirate puts the loro in the freezer for 15 minutos then takes him out again the says "now, polly want a cracker." The loro is now freezing and says "f-f-f-f-fuck tu one eye." So the pirate puts the loro back in the freezer for 30 minutos then looks and sees the loro frozen with one wing covering his eye and its middle finger sticking up.

i thought this was really funny.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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That's one bamf parrot.
LinaHarrow posted hace más de un año
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lol i remember that one hisagi it was really funny when tu told me that.
Toshiro_ice posted hace más de un año
MsPropHouse said:
Me: There is EVIL in my closent
Dad: Evil?
Me: Yeah my sister EVIL.
Dad: Ha! Ha!
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now i shall give u a prop.
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
redshortee said:
its not gonna be funny o make tu laugh, but its worth a try:
what do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe??




Answer:
Roberto!!

---->i failed<----
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats toooooo funny. yeah u failed, sorry. but i still have a heart, apoyo
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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Thank this world for kind hearted ppl!! xD
redshortee posted hace más de un año
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I agree. tu did fail.
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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Hahaha XD
deathroman13 posted hace más de un año
Trainofdoom said:
Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs, his mother told him to stop sucking his thumbs, he continued to suck his thumbs. So his mother cut off his thumbs...

He now has no thumbs.


THE END.
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............ok that acually made laugh.it took me a while but i laughed.
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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WTC!?
rapunzeleah123 posted hace más de un año
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*applauds*
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
GaGaBoi said:
What are the only type of Bee's that make Milk?




... Boobee's.






(it's nearly 3am here, don't judge me!)
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lol. its almost 10 pm here
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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i HEARD that one! so funneh
RobinFan360 posted hace más de un año
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DAmn nasty XD
deathroman13 posted hace más de un año
ultrasonic34 said:
What did the blonde name her zebra? Spot! :D
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:)
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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lol
BlindBandit92 posted hace más de un año
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lol
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rapunzeleah123 said:
Okay, so I heard this one, it's dirty but I laughed really hard at it:)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel In his crotch. The barkeeper says, "what the...? Why...?" and the pirate goes, "Aarrgh! It's drivin me nuts!"
Yeah, I know.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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Glad tu liked it:)
rapunzeleah123 posted hace más de un año
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lol
Zukania99 posted hace más de un año
arcticwolf07 said:
Well, I'd amor to tell tu some jokes, but you'd only laugh at me!
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Isn't that the point? =P
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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true
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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XD maybe that was her joke XD
RobinFan360 posted hace más de un año
RobinFan360 said:
one día a married couple had sex and then the woman looked under the sheet and saw that the man had a cucumber.she asked him,"do tu always do that?" he answered "yes" so the woman
replied "then explain to me our two kids."

i just failed epicly! :D
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no that was funny:) thx apoyo is on the way
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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YaY!!
RobinFan360 posted hace más de un año
priscillarocks said:
do tu work at subway cuz tu gust gave me a foot long!
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*chews lip*
rapunzeleah123 posted hace más de un año
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uhhh that was so funny i forgot to laugh...O.O
RobinFan360 posted hace más de un año
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lol
iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
IntrepidKeris said:
*walking past a cemetary*
Sam- hola look, a cemetary!
Rob- Do tu know how many people are dead there?
Sam- No...how many?
Rob- All of them.
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poperthefox said:
okey once apon a time a famer had 2 lambs 1 cordero dicho ''were is my family?"' the other dicho ''there at the barbear comprar LAMBEY!''
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someone_save_me said:
rebecca black has talent.




funniest joke ever.
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*giggles*
Zukania99 posted hace más de un año
xoPixie-Popxo said:
What do tu get after tu answer this question?
Props.

































But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas.
Free, of course.
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 What do tu get after tu answer this question? Props. But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas. Free, of course.
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Sandfire_Paiger said:
ok dumb blonde joke (im blonde too, so dont freak ok?)
a brunette and a blonde were on a desert island. a ginie apeared dicho he'ed give them each one wish. the brunette said, ' i miss home. i wish i could go home'. so she went safely home. the blonde said, 'i miss my friend. i wish she was back here'.

this one is por zanhar.
knock knock
whos there?
tu know
tu know who?
yes! AVADA KADAVRA!
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lol
Zukania99 posted hace más de un año
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tu know who jokes ;P
zanhar1 posted hace más de un año
hellomia said:
This one is stupid but i am going to try:

Me:How many people do tu think are buried in the cemetery?

Person:I dunno' about a thousand o more?

Me:No!All of them!

FAILED!!
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booklover27 said:
(forgive me if I put in on here wrong. It was a joke from my sis's iPod.)

So there were two little boys playin in a field. When one of the boys went to fetch their ball from a clump of bushes, he spotted a women bathing in a stream. He motions for the other boy to registrarse him and after a bit the boy turns and runs away. The other boy catches up to him and asks why he ran away. The boy replied:
"My mom dicho that if I ever say a naked lady I would turn to stone and I felt something get hard so I ran."

Yeah I probably typed in wrong :/. Oh well if tu get it, tu get it.
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woah :P
Zukania99 posted hace más de un año
FireHazard114 said:
This one isn't dirty, but it made me die so...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, tu wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman siguiente to him says, “Before tu tell that joke, tu should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black cinturón, correa in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting siguiente to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. tu still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Harpaw8 said:
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny tu think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

also

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: siguiente to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell tu u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: siguiente to my house
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hatelarxene said:
Joel Schumacher's career.
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