Ummm, excuse me?

That man happens to be my father.

I'm sitting in my cama leaning on the wall, so dang that guy must be really skinny.

It's yo mamma.

That man happens to be a little kid. (my little brother)

Really? *turns around* OMG IT'S PATRICK STUMP!

Patrick: Hiya

Hi!, oh Patrick tu rock!, I amor you!

Patrick: Oh really?

yeah you're sexy!

Patrick: Thank you, you're very sexy too, will tu go out with me?

But I'm a teenager

Patrick: tu don't look like one

I don't?

Patrick: nope

what color is my hair?

Patrick: Black

How big is my chest?

Patrick: very big and sexy

O_O

Patrick: tu ok?

Hold on *takes out my phone and realizes it's a different phone then takes a picture of me* OMG I'M DANI!

Patrick: Oh your name is Dani?

Yup I guess so

Patrick: So will tu go out with me baby?

Umm su-sure I would amor to

Patrick: Great

Now?

Patrick: If tu want

sure let's go to my house, I'll mostrar tu it

Patrick: ok

*Me and Patrick leave)
*btw Patrick's mine so STAY AWAY! >:(*

That man happens to be my sister's backpack laying on a chair.

yeah that is my dad

No... It's just my chiuhuahua

Cool! I've got my own stalker! Wait what?

AHHHHH IT'S A CREEPER! THANKS 4 THE HEADS UP!

That boy happens to be my brother, thank you. He is on the phone with his girlfriend and does not feel like being disturbed.

OMG thanks for telling me i had no idea i wonder how long he has been standing there :P thats creepy wait a minuto how can tu see whats behind me are tu working with this creepy man WHAT'S GOING ON HERE !!!!!

OMG WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! turns and backhands him and knees him in his spot and takes off running screaming MOTHER FUTHER IVE GOT THIS GUY STALKING ME!!!!! and he yells "scaredy cat!"