i am going to kill tu now...

No you're not, *grabs guy in picture and pushes him into the bullet's path* kill him instead, I've never been fond of him.

Joy.

um...ok?...weird...

Ok.You do that.But I hope you're coming to the party I'm having at 12:01 midnight.

Sure tu are.

Because...
I'm a loser baby,
So why don't tu kill me

Would that be before o after tu bite my shiny, metal ass?

why what did i ever do to u??

Hello! Hostile much?


I can't be bothered with death right now, i'm just too tired. Come back later.

Ok...life is too painful

......-_-

Yay =D

ok..fine por me..but when im on the ground dead....

NO STUPID tu DONT GET MAH MONEY!!!


lay me on my stomach so tu can kiss my ass

K.

ok fine kill me but...

kill me theres only one less person in the world.....


kill justin bieber and all of his fans will commit suicide with one million less people and a happier life...


your choice :D

Okay but before tu do that lemme do one last thing...*pulls out flame thrower and guns*
I'd like to see tu try and touch me now

Good thing my name isn't "you"! I'd hate to be that unfortunate bastard.

i dont think so because i have this cat that will kill you

alright... fine... i was going to die sooner o later concidering how my life has been going so far
4 broken arms
7 broken toes
2 broken wrists
1 broken finger
and i was on crutches for a badly injured knee

but... can i have something cute kill me... possibly a bunny... if tu cant get one i understand... but anyone can get a llama right?... yah... skratch the bunny... i want the llama