THink of a unique / funny/ weird reason why tu cant go to school!!! Winner gets best answer and a prop( but if im not your fan already ill add anyone:D"

mom: GET OUT OF BED! YOUR GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
me: NO!
mom: WHY NOT????
me: because....
mom: BECAUSE WHAT?
me: i dont want to!
mom: WELL, tu HAVE TO!
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! my teacher is scary!
mom: how scary?
me: scarier then YOU!
mom: *head explodes*
me: mom? MOM? MOOOOOOOOOOM??!!! well, i guess im not going to school today..

I can't go to school because my toilet broke down.
Poor thing, it needs a psychologist now.



...I don't know. I can't come up with good things.

Me: Mom, I can't go to school today because I have a horribly contagious disease.
Mom: What disease exactly?
Me: Umm.... aids O_O

Mom...

If I go to school.. That means I'm taking precious time out of the bus drivers, and teachers LIVES. They're not getting any younger..

Mom:Get up tu need to go to school

Me:I can't go to school

Mom:Why?

Me:B/c im alergic to school if I go I'll keep on sneveing for the whole day

Me:Dont tu know that?

Mom:............................

Maybe tomorrow as I will be older and therefore wiser than I am today, so there is no point going in if I'm gonna be dumber than tomorrow :D

*a teacher reads an e-mail sent por one of the students* dear Ms.Hazuka
i fear that the zombie Apocalypse is coming soon so school is useless. i wanted to go out to fight the zombies instead, i haven't found any yet but i know i will someday. i hope tu understand that i am not going insane and i am really just trying to skip school and dont go looking for me please my día is already to good for tu to ruin it

sincerely
Ryuu

Because I'm dead.

*already in school* *raises hand and asks a teacher a question*
teacher: yes what is your pregunta shmowjow1029?
me: teacher what is the point in going to school when the world is gonna end at 2012??
teacher:.........

Mom:Wake up
Me:Im up
Mom:Thn get up
Me:I dont wanna go
Mom:Why
Me:I didnt do my homework
Mom:Wow ok