Funny Thing That Happened In My Social Studies Class

Uhhhhhhhh the popular girl in my school got a swirly!!!!! WHoOOOOOOOooOOO lol no i wish that could happen uhhhhh nothing funny happend yet

My teacher had JUST dicho the date. Then this stupid chick asked "What's today's date?"

1 kid was lectura something out loud and he dicho something like "and suddenly" then the firealarm rang

this freak new girl was being mean to best friend and my best friend dicho a mean comeback to her and the new girl had nothing to say so she just knocked my best friend lunch tray down so I looked for a comida i didn't like and i remembered i had to take meat because those were the only meals in the cafeteria and i wasn't gonna eat because i'm vegetarian so i shoved it in her face and i got in trouble but it was worth it

my frien went around the skool lookin 4 a grl name khayla n her twin kharra then she found them n then she like started cussin her out n then punched them n the face

my principal once agreed to kiss a pig if we met a certian lectura level-which we met and doubled! He did it on our field day!

I was in my Humanities class and my dumb teacher told everyone in the class that I had a B+ even though he knew I didn't want him to. So I threw a stapler at him, called him a dumb@$$, and marched out of class angrily. Did I get in trouble? No! My mom's the principal so he didn't tell.

MY WRITEING TECHER THREW A naranja AT ME
im even the best students in writeing

it was the last día of writeing and my writeing techer is cool so we had a little party. she asked everyone if they wanted a orenge everyone dicho yes exept me she didnt want to get up from her chir so she was thorwing them and everyone wanted segundos exetp me but then she threw a orenge and it hit me but i was ok becuse we had a tornato drill that día and she dicho sorry

My friend last año in homeroom was making all kinds of jokes about shooting Princess melocotón down to teach her a lesson in how not to get caught (long story xD).

Now every time he comes around I yell out, "Oh noes! Save the Princess!" He takes out his imaginary gun and shoots a wall, then I yell again, "Yayy, tu saved the day!"

It's a lot funnier in person x3

Hmm maybe when my English teacher accidently marked Kent Boyd, the dancer down as a student in her class because one girl was talking about how she loved him and the teacher didn't know who he was.

Also here's a funny quote from my biology class.
David (kid who sits in front of me): Which do tu like better, aliens o martians?
Mrs. Werden (teacher): All aliens, I don't discriminate.

She's also the teacher that my freshman año jumped out from behind a door to scare me because I had the hiccups.

last año Kid name Boddy sit right siguiente to me and he was tried and we were answering a pregunta and He dicho six but it sounded like sexxxx lol we all laugh so hard in class when he it.

Morning class that why he as trier lol

I don't know how funny this is but it's the only thing that comes to mind. It happened in 5th grade.

One Friday morning, we were lining up to go to the Great Room. Up in the front of the line the teacher (Miss Kelly) was telling us how we're supposed to be role-models blah, blah, blah. Well in the back were the kids who thought they were "cool." (Wore their pants to low so that their boxers showed, used words we're not allowed to use, such as crap, frickin, stuff like that.) I was stuck in the back with them, that's how I know it happened. One of kid cut in front of me, behind his best friend. I saw him squat down on the floor and pants his friend. His friend shouted, and the teacher didn't notice any of this happen even though EVERYONE else in the room did. 'Cept the secondary teacher, she didn't notice either...