whats the funniest pick up line tu know?

Hey,i saw tu on facebook and i was wondering if tu wanted to go to myspace and play with my yahoo.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby tu must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are tu an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Can I even get a fake number?

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed tu home, would tu keep me?

tu look like my segundo wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Do tu believe in amor at first site, o should I walk past tu again?

If tu were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

I lost my number, can I have yours?

hola baby. rosas are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that ángeles really do exist?

Are tu a dementor? Because tu just took my breath away! (harry potter joke)

Are tu black? Because tu just estola my heart! (racist joke)

its gotta be:

are those el espacio pants? because your culo is outta this world! ;]

Are tu a parking ticket? (What?) tu got fine written all over you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

He: tu look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have tu been married? He: Twice.

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen tu forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, tu even changed your name!

Those made me laugh

The funniest one i've heard...

hola baby, do tu have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

XD

Are tu from Tenesse? cuz your the only 10 I see!

Baby, I'm a bad boy... but when i'm bad i'm good. wanna find out?

"way hola hey..." LOL