What's the most annoying pregunta that your parents ask you?

I killed my parents...LOL!! JKJK
Here they are:
"Did tu do your homework?"
"Is that your boyfriend on the phoonnnneee????"
"You going out?..Can tu bring back ___"
"Get up lazy bones!"
"Whats so funny?.. Did your boyfriend crack a bad joke again?" <--- I glare at them alot for that one..
"Are tu ok?" <-- Of course I'm OK!!!
"Are tu mad?"<--- Only when tu ask me -__-
"Pie?" <--- I don't get it either..
"You hungry??"
"Whats up little Warcrafter?!"

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last one is OK I guess......

"Have tu ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Am I seriously expected to answer this? There are way too many...

(Me: Perfectly happy) "What's wrong?" o "Why do tu have an attitude?"

(Late at night) "Do tu have homework?"

(Been at the other parents' house for less than a day) "How are you? Are tu ok? What are tu doing today? Do tu miss me?"

"Do tu want me to walk tu to class today? tu can introduce me to all of your high school friends."

(On facebook o my phone) "Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Is it your boyfriend? *Kissing sound effects*"

Any preguntas they already know the answer to.

I know some of them shouldn't be annoying and it's for my own good, but COME ON... I get asked these preguntas countless times everyday.

"Did tu clean up the dog crap yet?"

>.< worst pregunta ever. don't even want to think about it.

"Are tu going to eat that?"

"Honey, what are tu and your friend talkin' about on the computer?"

Me: "Mom. It's PRIVATE."

Her: "*starts crying* Sorry, I want to be a part of your life! *leaves*"

Well, they haven't asked yet & it's not even a question, but I'm really not looking adelante, hacia adelante to it; The Sex Talk & all the crap. I know, it's not a question, but still.

"Did tu do your Kumon homework??"

Holy shit. I hate that place. They give tu 40 pages worth of homework nearly everyday. They ruined my good relationship with my mom.

There's a reason to why the kid in the logo isn't smiling.

"Did tu finish your homework?"

"Whos going to be there?"
EVERY time I go to a party o something.

did tu take the trash with me

well not my parents but freinds parents ask him why is "it" so small

Mum: If someone told tu to cut off your head would u do it?
and
Mum: Did u clean up the cat piss por the door?
cause my cat MARKS HER TERRITORY ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(this is not my cat)

"Clean your room!"
"UGH! tu and that TWILIGHT! Whats with tu and that vampire guy?"
"What are tu doing on Fanpoop?"
"What do tu wanna eat!?"
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lets see
dads

did tu have fun at skool ?

guess what (I say waht we go a new dog) he dicho no i just told ya


moms

grace are tu awake ( like at 12 at noon ) i say mom i got up at 7 am i up

hun go get your brother i say connor!!!!!! and bam he behind me .

my ant

grace, does your dad know about sam . ( no duh)

grace does tu dad no about your shrit

The two preguntas i hate the most,,,

Who are tu texting?
and
How was school do tu have any homework?

Did tu go to classes today?

Did tu have fun and learn something?

Will tu bring me some chocolate?

Can tu babysit for me tonight? (usually when I already have plans to do something)