how DO tu get to sesame street?

First tu spin around 68 times hop on one foot from toronto down to L.A. run as fast as tu can through the south and from there tu go to the nerest airport and get a ticket to some misceláneo airport in the middle of nowhere. At that point I always get lost.

Ok, here we go:

1. Take a jumprope, and jump 123 times
2. Take the same jumprope, and twirl it in your hands 10 times per hand
3. Take a pac of tic tacs and shove ALL of them in your mouth at once
4. Eat a peice of Big Red gum with the tic tacs still in your mouth, then get Elmo to lick the wrapper, then stick it on your head (Big Red Challenge)
5. Spit out the tic tacs and gum on the floor, step on them, then put them in the freezer
6. Run outside and jump into the nearest fuente of water (a little puddle counts)
7. Even if its not raining, while your in the water, start canto "Singing in the Rain"
8. If anyone looks at tu weirdly, which they will, stalk them
9. Follow them at all times, and wherever tu are at exactly noon the siguiente day, tu will jump up and down saying "I'm goin' to disney Land!!!" 200 times
10. Go exactly North of your position hopping on one foot (DON'T SWITCH FEET), and the first person tu see after 50 steps, go up to them and hug them, run away, go West 100 yards while skipping
11. Once tu have done that, go to a preschool nearest you
12. Even if the door is unlocked, crawl in a window o use another entrance
13. Walk around until tu find a Sesame calle product, and hit yourself in the head with it
14. Do this constantly until someone asks what your doing, then throw it at them and say "The Cookie Monster wont let me in!"
15. Find Robert Pattinson, walk up to him, and kick him in the shin, then run away screaming "He's after me lucky charms!"
16. Find a computer, and track down Elmo's Twitter profile
17. Contact him and ask him how he gets to Sesame Street
18. When he doesn't reply, which he won't, (Elmo thinks your weird after Step #4) contact Big Bird
19. When HE doesn't reply, find his house outside of Sesame Street
20. Wait until the siguiente day, and as soon as he's leaving for Sesame Street, jump on his back and demand for him to take you
21. When he says NO, knock him out and steal the map to Sesame Street
22. Buy a Big Bird suit at your local costume store, tell the cashier its for a birthday party
23. Follow the map to Sesame Street
24. When big bird shows up confused, promptly scream "IMPOSTER!" at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs
25. Call 911 and have the REAL Big Bird arrested and sent to prison
26. Live the rest of your life in Sesame Street, and live happily ever after








27. WAKE UP

u get sesame seeds,put them in a line,and run down it!!!!! :D

first: Intarigate Elmo, tell him that tu know what he does with Erny and that it's sick, and threaten to blackmail him. He'll eventually tell you, but he may lie, that's why after that, tu must beat him at poker, BR CAREFUL! that little sucker is a whiz as it, one word: CHEAT!

tu spin aroun 4895709873098 times then tu buy a hamburber and count EVERY indevitial sesame seed and put them in a pile siguiente to tu once yove writen down how many tu spin around that many times the opisite way then kick all of the sesame seeds and try to find them all if tu found all of them it will take tu to Sesame street...Its true ^-^

Only Elmo knows the way.

if u ever find out a good answer let me know :)

close your eyes spin around 465598 times then run to canada and go to a hotdog stand and if your lucky you'll get then hotdog with the siguiente clue

tu turn on elmos world then sing..." la la la la la la elmos word!hahahaha!lalalalala"

tu walk there don't tu see the little kids walking

tu follow the yellow brick road.
Duh.

tu just need to wake up,gosh!

tu stalk Elmo in New York

First, get your power level over 9000.
Then, tu teleport.
It's that simple.
It's nice there.

1. get out of your house
2. Go to the nearest airport
3. Tell them [an employee.. idk if i spelt that right.. ._.] these exsact words "The moment of bubbles colored magestic unicornios have some cheesy nachos and the money has 5000 bucks in it, with some bows." If tu messed that up go to another employee and say it correctly.
4. The employee is gona take tu downstairs to a basement, and they're gona leave tu there.
5. Wait 78 segundos and scream "KILL THE BLODDY RED HEAD!"
6. Doors will open, walk in them.
7. You're gona see a beautiful land, and You're gona see an old man. Ask him for directions for sesame street.
8. He's guna tell tu go left then go straight til tu see your 5th right, at your 5th right go left. Now what you're gona do is [9] Get a weapon, kill the man and get the bottle siguiente to him and put the blood in it
10. Go to the directions the he told tu to go.
11. Big bird will be there, he'll say "why?" Tell him "Yhw" [make sure tu say it correctly]
12. He'll then fly tu to sesame street.

13.. YAY you're here [at sesame street]

On the back of a magical unicorn of course.

tu turn on Sesame street, then ask Elmo for directions. If hes too mental to answer, go to Big Bird.

Keep going left because none of this is right....

....how in the world am I supposed to know. I dislike Sesame street