"Ralph takes up 99% of my heart."

"No one will ever steal my corazón away from Ralph."

"Mom: Do tu think your best friend in the future will hate Ralph? Me: Why would he hate himself?"

"Ralph is rain in the desert, snow in the middle of July and a arco iris after a tornado. Other words, he's one of a kind, original. No one's like him."

"I know guys want to be like Ralph. If they disagree, they're lying."

"Ralph's such a mess with a good attitude."

"I amor the way Ralph still stops to sign autographs and take pictures with fans even when he's busy."

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