posted by alexischaos2004
Ash: Pikachu, can tu sing?
Pikachu: *Le nod* Pika Pika!
Ash: Then start singing....
Pikachu: :c *le sad face*
Ash: tu can't sing, end of story.
Misty: Why are tu always so mean to Pikachu?
Ash: Because he's my frikkin Pokemon, I do what I want with him.
Misty: *Facepalm* So, tu think tu can just ra-
Ash: Shut up.
Misty: I wish Brock was a much harder trainer to beat for you...
Ash: I already beat him so yeah.
Misty: Ash Ketchum, tu sir are one of the most rudes- *le gets tortazo cammed por Ash*
Ash: Wait, can tu say that más clearer? Oh wait! tu can't ya hoe.
Misty: Why can't nintendo replace tu already with a much más nice- *gets tortazo cammed por Ash again*
Ash: Why can't tu get replaced with a less annoying girl ya bitch?
Misty: Ugh, a boy's manners do exist tu know!
Ash: A much less annoying girl than tu exists tu know.
Pikachu: Pikaa! *le uses thundershock on Ash and Misty to calm both down*
Ash: Pikachu, who the hell gave tu permission to ever do that?
Pikachu: Pikachu, Pika pi.
Misty: Maybe Arceus told pikachu to do that!
Ash: If Arceus told pikachu to plan on doing that we would have seen him before we got shocked, idiot.
Misty: Logic doesn't exist in my dictionary! Sorry!
Ash: Apparently tu have no good vocabulary.
Misty: Apparently tu have no good sense of humor!
Ash: Maybe your mom was the original idiot, and made tu even más idiotic than Team Rocket. ITS A CONSPIRACY!
Misty: Your mom was going to be the original idiotic main trainer who got a Pikachu, but she gave birth to tu when she needed to act, and the creator liked tu so much they made tu the main idiot trainer.
Pikachu: ITS A CONSPIRACY!
Brock: I only thought that tu two would be an idiot duo!