Picks HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and tu just hit Chuck Norris with your car. What do tu do?
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If he's alive, get his autograph. If he's dead, get a picture.
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Call for help. tu don't want to be known as the person who killed Chuck Norris.
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Drive off. If he wakes up, he's going to be sooooo pissed!
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Grab a pen and paper. tu just thought of a really funny Chuck Norris "fact."
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Pass out. Not because tu hit Chuck Norris, but because tu are really drunk.
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| Laugh I mean dude tu just proved that Chuck... |
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Laugh I mean dude tu just proved that Chuck Norris is not all powerfull
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| tu did not hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hit... |
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tu did not hit Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris hit you.
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| nothing. tu just proved that Chuck Norris cant... |
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nothing. tu just proved that Chuck Norris cant die because he's now strangling u
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