I think this question has already been asked, but yes, I would totally vote Private for Pres. He's a bazillion times better than who's in office now, in my opinion . . . (*hoping I don't start a political argument*)

I watched both debates on Thursday but didn't see Private in either. I hope he will qualify for the September 16 one. #FlippinAwesomePresident #Private2016

Private will make the world a better place!!!

Yay, Europe's Most Wanted reference!

Skipper: You better know what you're doing. You're blowing away the Private's college fund.
Private: I'll never be President!

:O Someone said no?

Nope. He doesn't know anything about our tax dollars, and will easily be scammed out of them.