Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have tu ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of dicho o Done.
And everyday I see tu on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now tu know I’m gonna be...

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he dicho he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that día he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his cama to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...

(this is the penguins canto a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A paino starts off then is over shadowed por loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world tu see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but tu bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

People saw the título card for The nutria Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have tu seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. tu might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of misceláneo things he got from his habitat. He dicho it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting segundo place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, o third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

I wrote this a couple months hace and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST día OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE amor SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE segundo día OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE amor SHIPPED TO ME
2 bazuca, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD día OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE amor SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazuca, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazuca, bazooka BLASTERS...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there tu are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke tu up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent tu with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres más to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poesía and más like responses, but what do tu expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comentarios that will be provided por The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the pingüino, pingüino de Team...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fan fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see tu fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that tu said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of música she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish guitarra songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the día when tu wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If tu could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

It was a crisp summer’s día in the Central Park Zoo. The light breeze kept the heat from becoming unbearable, as did the occasional nube cover. It was currently about a quarter after one - o thirteen and a quarter hours. Today, the penguins’ most important mission to fecha would occur - not that they knew it.
Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private were doing what they usually do at that time: actuación cute and cuddly for the masses. Skipper was doing little flips in and out of the water; Kowalski was administering adorable ‘body shakes’; Rico was waddling in a small circle; and Private...

here is my entry from metillca's contest first im puting up some enlaces tu should relly see and i have no idea what a plot is

trailer: link

FULL movie(subtitled): link

cariters

ponyo:private (5 years old)
Sosuke:skipper (5 years old)
Sosuke's mom:marlene
ponyo's dad:kowlski
water monster things:rico
ponyo's mom: ms.kowlski99 (elizabith) congrads your married to kowlski =P



skipper was heading to a relly small but close playa por himself. he lived on a cliff por the sea with marlene. skipper saw something relly shiny so he went in the water and picked it up. it was a oro pescado stuck in a jar.the pescado was...

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' dicho Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' dicho a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' dicho Kowalski. Only two days hace had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

i do not own the PoM character's they belong to Dreamworks.
i do own the zorro, fox character.

Chapter 1: The discovory

It was a normal, winter, Saturday morning in the central park zoo. today the zoo was closed which meant an early wake up call in the penguins habitat for some drills. all four penguins stood on the little island that floated in the middle of the habitat. Skipper, the leader of the group, was addressing orders on what the drills will be.

"All right men," Skipper called, as he faced his three commrades that were standing in front of him. " today we are going to do some combat drills-"...

"You won't get away with this, I won't let you!!!" "Ahhh, but I already have darling." dicho a tall, skinny pingüino, pingüino de with green eyes and straight black feathers for hair. Her name was Voliet. She was very pretty. That was how she almost always ended the world. "Don't call me that." "Darling, Darling, Darling." "Besides I have a nice, long ride all set up for you, Kaitlyn." She dicho that with glee in her voice. Kaitlyn was a pingüino, pingüino de with curly white feathers for hair and shiney blue 'n purple eyes. "We'll meet again though, trust me." "The last thing I'd ever do is trust you!" Kaitlyn spat into...

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the segundo chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the anterior chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private dicho through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie bebés at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to mostrar up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...