Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private were in their secret base under Centeral Park Zoo playing cards and eating samon, it was a very quiet día at the zoo, Julian had gone on holiday, most of the zoo animales had been up all night and so were asleep. At that point the sonar system on Kowalski's computer had picked up something, the penguins then abandoned their game and slid to the screen "Kowalski, analysis" dicho Skipper putting his fins his hips, Kowalski turned to Skipper "sir it seems that three objects of different sizes are heading this way at incredible speeds"
"Right, Rico we need weapons,...

"There's something else tu should probably see." Celeste sighed. Great, there's more! Just when Private thought it was hard, it had a chance of being worse. Truly, Private didn't want to ask his siguiente question. Once again he would have to.
"What is it?" Private asked in a whisper. "Is it about your powers?"
She nodded. "It has something to do with them. In order to mostrar tu it, I need to use them." Private buried his face into her feathers, as he fluffed them with his fins gently. "Also, tu need to remember that none of this I'm going to mostrar tu is real." She breathed.
"But then how are you-"...

“So, now it’s your turn, Skipper” Katherine said. It was late, Kowalski and Rico yawned, but they tried to hide it.
“Maybe tomorrow, you’re sleepy...”
“No!” Private, Kowalski and Rico protested, Katherine and Skipper looked at them with a well-known look.
“Ok, maybe, but continue, please” Kowalski said, Private made perrito, cachorro dog eyes.
“No, really, go and take a rest, we all should take a rest from yesterday’s events” Katherine dicho and stroked Private’s head “Goodnight” she dicho and left the penguins’ HQ. They went to their bunks, the three penguins couldn’t wait...

A beautiful pingüino, pingüino de rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied por the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, o so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The barco was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda dicho happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He dicho in his Danish accent. "Then por the powers invested in me...I now pronounce tu man and wife. tu may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Rico climbed up the asiento and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every pingüino, pingüino de for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't o anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are tu doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuego truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuego engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first día at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides tu and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me más about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, tu can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled por until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to tu it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope tu are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed escritura this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. tu guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some comentarios this time. Thanks so much!


A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pingüino, pingüino de would disagree with tu right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" dicho Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what tu may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up por Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will tu wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minutos later, Ramon was still fast...

So what does one do when tu can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM fans (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be más legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope tu enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time escritura in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell tu what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...

So here is an interview I happened to find a while back on one of my profiles and she e-emailed me the code to post it up on my perfil hehe. I am not sure if I still keep in touch with her, but she gave a GREAT interview hehe.
Enjoy!


My Interview with Kowalski - por KoealskiLover







I: I'd like to start off with a hello, how are tu today Kowalski?

K.: I..'m doing great



I: Now if tu don't mind let's get started on this shall we?

K:Please proceed



I:First of all are tu the REAL Kowalski?

K:Yes I am, want me to prove it?



I:Ok, how does it feel to be famous like?

K:Well, we just startd off but we..'re coming...

Skipper: Kowalski? tu ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are tu ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, tu were experimenting on Ally and….. tu kinda blew Ally and yourself up and tu both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d tu even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and tu both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...