Inflation Motivational Poster

added by quasomeness

Source: Action Reaction

I was trying to think of a motivational poster to upload, and I thought of Skipper inflating. Then, the first thing that came to mind was deficit spending, so why not make a satirical motivational poster?

foto

Los pingüinos de Madagascar

pingüino, pingüino de

skipper

lémur, lemur

julien

economy

deficit

spending

inflation

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Inflat, Skilene17 and 5 others like this

carsfan Julien... why are you looking Skipper... uh, there? O.o

Skipperlovah258 This is the bit after Julien says "I photo-copied my butt!" so he looks at Skipper's butt.

SaturdaySurpris Julian´s so perverted! Skipper looks kinda freaked out...XD

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Is it just me or does Julein look really old when he wears those trousers that high. XD

hotsnowsels I just noticed Skipper's tie is still straight upside-down. It must come from the same retailer as King Julien's crown.

ImAnEasel ^ XD XD XD ^^ That is so true!! :O Love the picture, by the way. XD

Unknown Thoughts (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Feels Like Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go por some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...

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Finding The Light: (2) No one takes my soldiers' memories

posted by peacebaby7

1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her pelaje, piel as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...

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The Black Death Chapter 7: Beautiful Eyes, Hiding Decieving Lies

posted by legendary7

día 3
First thing in the morning, Skipper got the team up, to look into the discovery Kowalski made. None of them stopped until all the libros were scattered on the floor. It had to have been impossible.
There was no possible trace of evidence. The room wasn't there, even. It was like it had just vanished.
"Sorry, Kowalski, but it's like there's no way this happened." Skipper said.
"I know, but tu have to believe me! I saw it. I saw them!" Kowalski exclaimed.
"We do, Kowalski, it's just that this place makes it extremely hard." Private reassured Kowalski.
"Thanks, but I'm not sure if I even believe...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! tu may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, tu are not a woman, tu are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can tu feel true emotions yourself?

User: tu are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, tu are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hola that's what the Skipper pingüino, pingüino de tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, tu can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope tu guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets más dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if tu don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was escritura that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My parte superior, arriba two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was actuación guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the castillo right before he got inside a huge lobo monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two más lobo monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the castillo then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One por one then came but he was still no problem for the pingüino, pingüino de vampire. Killing of all them he made...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! tu know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any más Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see tu alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any más advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any más Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any más advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pingüino, pingüino de would disagree with tu right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" dicho Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what tu may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 3 The Rise of the Guardians

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday tu can. Pelli, are tu sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led por the Striga,...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't tu say that tu can pull your head off and shoot fuego out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are tu nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a arco iris above tu
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 4 *Accusation zoo*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these artículos on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay o be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can tu tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

Harry Potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alexrusso-213

Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" dicho Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" dicho Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins canto some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed por repeating guitarra frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring tu to your knees
It will make tu beg for más until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But tu like what tu see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what tu need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...