One beautiful morning in the New York, an nutria has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!
(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are tu doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are tu talking about?
Marlene: Why are tu here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She dicho tu were lonely so she came up with this!
Marlene: With what? tu here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: tu were close! *blows a whistle*
(Suddenly everyone runs in her room. They were in fancy clothes while cheering)
Everyone: Surprise!!!
Marlene: What the? What's going on?
Myla: tu dicho tu were lonely.
Icicle: So we gave tu a wedding!
Mort: I'm the flor girl!!!
Myla: No, you're not!
Skipper: I didn't aprove of this!
Katia: Ignore him.
Marlene: Guys, are tu serious?
Myla: Yea! Private's the best man. I'm the flor girl. Icicle, Katia, and...Julien are the bridesmaids-
Julien: And I'm gonna throw the afterwards party!!!
Icicle: Exactly! Now cue the sappy wedding music!
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Marlene: GAAAAAAAH!
Icicle: What is it Marlene?
Katia: That was a loud scream.
Myla: Must have been something terrifying.
Marlene: It was, tu guys were throwing me a WEDDING!
Myla: Really? Who's the groom?
Marlene: It was Kowalski!
Icicle: Oooh, that IS scary...
Katia: Phhht. I'll never let that happen. Then again Myla might...
Myla: Yea, We would never do anything THAT girly.
Marlene: Sigh...Ok...good. I'm just happy tu guys won't set me up like that.
Katia: tu have nothing to worry about...
Marlene: Ok. I'm gonna go out for a second...
Marlene stood up from her bed. She walked outside to find...
Everyone: Surprise!
Marlene: ...You gotta be kidding me.
Katia: Of course we're not gonna throw tu a wedding with Kowalski as your groom.
Myla: Nope! We're gonna use Julien!!!!
Julien: Hello Marlene!!!!
Skipper: *slaps his forehead*
Kowalski: (whispers to Skipper) this is not gonna last long.
Private: Rico! Play the music!
Mort: I'm the flor girl!
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Marlene: Ahhhhhhhh!
Icicle: ALRIGHT!
Katia: GEEEZ MARLENE STOP YELLING!
Marlene: Wha-what happened?
Myla: You've been yelling for the past 10 minutes!
Marlene: Well why didn't tu wake me?
Icicle: there was nothing on T.V.
Marlene: *Throws a almohada at Icicle* Guys! Those were the most horrifying dreams of my life!...Well the first one was not as bad as the segundo one. But still, IT.WAS.SCARY!
Myla: Eh, oh well.
Marlene: I'm gonna step out for a second.
Guess what's gonna happen next.
Everyone: Surprise!
Skipper: *tied to a chair* For the LAST time, I DON'T WANNA MARRY HER!
Private: Be quiet Skippa'!
Marlene: *stares at the girls*
Myla: ...there was really nothing on T.V.
Marlene: Ok...Well, I have only one thing to say...AAAHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Myla: I knew it.
Katia: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. They always run.
Icicle: GET HER!
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!
(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are tu doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are tu talking about?
Marlene: Why are tu here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She dicho tu were lonely so she came up with this!
Marlene: With what? tu here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: tu were close! *blows a whistle*
(Suddenly everyone runs in her room. They were in fancy clothes while cheering)
Everyone: Surprise!!!
Marlene: What the? What's going on?
Myla: tu dicho tu were lonely.
Icicle: So we gave tu a wedding!
Mort: I'm the flor girl!!!
Myla: No, you're not!
Skipper: I didn't aprove of this!
Katia: Ignore him.
Marlene: Guys, are tu serious?
Myla: Yea! Private's the best man. I'm the flor girl. Icicle, Katia, and...Julien are the bridesmaids-
Julien: And I'm gonna throw the afterwards party!!!
Icicle: Exactly! Now cue the sappy wedding music!
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Marlene: GAAAAAAAH!
Icicle: What is it Marlene?
Katia: That was a loud scream.
Myla: Must have been something terrifying.
Marlene: It was, tu guys were throwing me a WEDDING!
Myla: Really? Who's the groom?
Marlene: It was Kowalski!
Icicle: Oooh, that IS scary...
Katia: Phhht. I'll never let that happen. Then again Myla might...
Myla: Yea, We would never do anything THAT girly.
Marlene: Sigh...Ok...good. I'm just happy tu guys won't set me up like that.
Katia: tu have nothing to worry about...
Marlene: Ok. I'm gonna go out for a second...
Marlene stood up from her bed. She walked outside to find...
Everyone: Surprise!
Marlene: ...You gotta be kidding me.
Katia: Of course we're not gonna throw tu a wedding with Kowalski as your groom.
Myla: Nope! We're gonna use Julien!!!!
Julien: Hello Marlene!!!!
Skipper: *slaps his forehead*
Kowalski: (whispers to Skipper) this is not gonna last long.
Private: Rico! Play the music!
Mort: I'm the flor girl!
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Marlene: Ahhhhhhhh!
Icicle: ALRIGHT!
Katia: GEEEZ MARLENE STOP YELLING!
Marlene: Wha-what happened?
Myla: You've been yelling for the past 10 minutes!
Marlene: Well why didn't tu wake me?
Icicle: there was nothing on T.V.
Marlene: *Throws a almohada at Icicle* Guys! Those were the most horrifying dreams of my life!...Well the first one was not as bad as the segundo one. But still, IT.WAS.SCARY!
Myla: Eh, oh well.
Marlene: I'm gonna step out for a second.
Guess what's gonna happen next.
Everyone: Surprise!
Skipper: *tied to a chair* For the LAST time, I DON'T WANNA MARRY HER!
Private: Be quiet Skippa'!
Marlene: *stares at the girls*
Myla: ...there was really nothing on T.V.
Marlene: Ok...Well, I have only one thing to say...AAAHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Myla: I knew it.
Katia: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. They always run.
Icicle: GET HER!
Everyone: CHARGE!!!!!
At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today tu will learn how to fly a broom
Now tu will force your escoba to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go tu will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex tu can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are tu Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't o else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was tu
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble
Madam hooch:today tu will learn how to fly a broom
Now tu will force your escoba to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go tu will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex tu can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are tu Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't o else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was tu
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble
TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the día he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The segundo was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but tu should know upfront, this is not a amor story.
Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.
The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the día he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.
The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The segundo was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.
Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.
This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but tu should know upfront, this is not a amor story.
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish escritura now, coz SOME misceláneo FAG ON fanpop IS lectura MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.