"It's ok." Blowhole said, smiling.

~ SP woke up, " HEY! PRIVATE WHERE ARE YOU?! And where am i? And whats happening?!"

~ 'just kiss him...it's not like he's gonna kiss tu anytime this century...' Cowtails thought.

~ "SHUT UP! THERE AIN'T NO PRIVATE IN HERE! THERE'S JUST tu AND YOUR DARN PET PENGUIN!" The man shouted.

"NO tu SHUT UP tu DAMN KIDNAPPER! AND THAT pingüino, pingüino de IS MY BOYFRIEND! HE ISN'T MY PET!" SP shot back.

Private was in the bag in the front asiento while SP was in the back tied up.

"darn, I picked up a crazy one...she thinks she's dating her pet penguin..." The man muttered.

~ Cowtails looked around, "hey, do tu por any chance have a bathroom?"

~ "I don't think! I KNOW!" Sweet Pripper argued.

~ "Yeah, over there." Blowhole said, pointing to the bathroom.

~ "yeesh..." The man said, shutting the window between him and SP.

He answered his phone, "yes boss, I got another one for ya... yeah, pretty thing she is, but she's a wacko! She thinks she's dating her pet penguin...and apparently his name is Private. I think she's too obsessed with that kids cartoon, what's it called? Penguins from Guatelahara?"

Private panted inside the bag, "I can't breathe in this bag!"

~ "Okay, thanks!" Cowtails shouted, walking in the bathroom, " there's gotta be an air vent somewhere in here...while I'm in here I guess I can call the phone in the HQ...tell them my plan..."

~ Skipper was laying in his bunk, looking at a picture of Cowtails, when he heard the phone ring, "Kowalski...phone..."

Rico turned off the TV to listen to Kowalski on the phone.

~ SP untied her ropes and climbed over a seat, looking for Private, "Private? Where are you?"

~ "Yes sir." He said, answering the phone, "Hello?"

~ The man was oblivious since he was driving and on the phone.

Private coughed, "here...just take me back there with you..."

~ Cowtails sighed, "Kowalski? It's Cowtails."

~ SP grabbed the bag and climbed to the back seat.

She untied the bag and took Private out, "You ok?"

~ Kowalski's eyes widened, " Cowtails? What do tu want?" He suddenly became very nervous.

~ Private panted and coughed, " I'm fine...I just couldn't breathe!"

~ "Cowtails?! tell her we're not interested in anything she has to say!" Skipper shouted.

"I'm coming back, and I have a plan, but I'll need tu guys to help..." Cowtails dicho from the other line.

~ "Oh good.. Whose idea is to kidnap us anyway?" SP scowled.

~ "But Skipper she needs our help!" Kowalski protested.

~ "not sure...he says tu think you're dating your pet pingüino, pingüino de and that you're too obsessed with our cartoon...and that you're pretty, but you're a wacko..." Private dicho slowly.

~ "Please...I'm begging you...I don't want to stay here anymore, I want to be part of the team with tu guys and Sweet Pripper again!" Cowtails begged.

"Why should we care! Put her on speaker so I can tell her myself then!" Skipper growled.

Rico and Skipper walked over to Kowalski.

~ "If he plans on hurting us then I'll use my chainsaw on him!" SP shouted.

~ "Just hear her out Skipper! Please! I want Cowtails back with us, to be honest!" Kowalski shouted, putting Cowtails on speaker.

He blinked. I want Cowtails back with us, to be honest Did those words come from him? What was going on?

~ Private gulped, "what if he does hurt us? He took away any weapons we had, I saw it when he knocked tu out!" He continued, "When he took out all your things, this is what he said," Private then imitated a deep american voice, "What the flip is this girl doing with a chainsaw?"

~ Cowtails smiled, "Skipper, I want to come back! I have a plan, but I'm gonna need your help! Please?"

~ Sweet Pripper's eyes widened, "OH COME ON!" Then she calmed, "WEll he can take away my weapons of death but he can't take away my fist power!"

~ "yeah! WOOO!" Private cheered.

~ "Please?" Cowtails plead.

Skipper glared then sighed, "alright fine. where are you?"

"in Blowhole's lair, in the bathroom. I was thinking after I call, I could get into the air ducts through the vent in here. I could get out and meet tu guys somewhere in the ducts...I need your help getting past the security systems since I"m not small like tu guys..." Cowtails said.

"Blowhole can't hear tu can he?" Skipper asked.

"I hope not..." Cowtails gulped.

~ "Shh not so loud Private..." SP whispered.

~ Cowtails climbed on the counter, "dang it! I'm gonna have to pick the screws with my nails!"

~ "Move out men!" Skipper shouted, leading them to Blowhole's lair, and into the air vents.

~ "oh...sorry..." Private dicho quietly.

"Who was that? Are tu pretending there's someone there with tu o something?" The man asked.

~ Blowhole knocked on the door, "Cowtails, WHO THE HECK ARE tu TALKING TO?!"

~ "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MORON!" SP snapped.

~ "um, no one!" Cowtails dicho quickly, then the vent fell to the floor sharply, "Oops..."

~ The man got back on the phone, "yeah, now she's talking to imaginary friends...i know!...and she called ME the moron!...i know right?...what an idiot!"

~ Blowhole slammed the door open, "COWTAILS WHAT THE HECK ARE tu DOING?!"