Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope tu enjoy it! :D
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, o thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a pan de molde, pan box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! tu gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise tu could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes tu think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the amor a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the amor a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her tu gave her the día off. tu know tu have a signature that’s really easy to forge? tu should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, o thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a pan de molde, pan box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! tu gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise tu could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes tu think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the amor a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the amor a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her tu gave her the día off. tu know tu have a signature that’s really easy to forge? tu should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
Kam did a mad karate-chop into a nearby tree. The boys fell out! " tu didn't SEE ANYTHING!" Skipper dicho in despiration. Then the boys run away. "Let's go girls! We don't need Lilly anymore!" Just as Lilly opens her beak to protest, The plane takes off and her friends leave.
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, tu haven't dicho a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had lost her four closest friends within a five día time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!
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THAT NIGHT!
Marlene is trying her best to cheer Lilly up. Nothing would work! " Come on Lilly, tu haven't dicho a word all day! How about we gossip about boys!" Marlene asks with a friendly tone of voice. "No. Im just gonna go back to my habitat and sleep." Lilly replied. She leaves Marlene's habitat. Lilly had lost her four closest friends within a five día time period . She deserves to sleep this off.
THE END!
yeah... for Creative Writing, I had to write a amor poem. I don't like anybody in that way (right now, at least) so I ended up escritura mine about Kowalski. It's a free-verse poem, so it doesn't rhyme, but... yeah.
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word tu say
too many variables and equations
but I amor it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as tu experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
tu are más careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
o make a fool of yourself
por making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word tu say
too many variables and equations
but I amor it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as tu experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
tu are más careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
o make a fool of yourself
por making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3
