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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been friends with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that campana eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching the small scene unfold in front of him, "Rise and shine men-" barked Skipper but was cut of por Emily who was 'clearing her throat', once she got his attention she raised a non-existing eyebrow. "And women...." finished Skipper. Soon he was joined por Kowalski, Rico, Aj, Simon, Mr.Fishbone and Mrs.Fishbone. One por one, they climbed out of the HQ, through the hatch and on to the fake float. Just before Rico climbed up he stopped and looked at Violet, "'Ey, wha' 'bout 'er?" he asked, gesturing to the mysterious she-penguin who seemed to be meditating...in the air.
"Leave her be, sweetie. She's just meditating!" reassured Mrs.Fishbone sweetly. Once they got outside they were met por a group of childeren, Alice and the vet, the childeren cheered as Alice spoke to the Animal Dr. "So your already for their shots?" queried Alice boredly.

"But of course! I'll just be taking them for a few minutes," replied the Vet whilst taking out a large sharp needle.
"NEEDLE!" squawked Skipper and Sky simultaneously and hid behind Kowalski.
"Whatever..." mumbled Alice as she walked away. The vet put Skippers family in separate cages, "YOU MAY TAKE MY BODY BUT SHALL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!" bellowed Sky whilst rattling the cage.
"Don't worry Sky, I'll comfort tu when tu get back!" reassured Private.
But they didn't seem to here him, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" stated Emily dramatically.
"They just did take tu alive." mumbled Simon flatly.
"Ever heard of a figure of speech?"(1) Simon rolled his eyes at his sister. The vet carried the group of avians to the office, a few minutos later Team pingüino, pingüino de and violeta heard a "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"...Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..." ordered Skipper warily.
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Zoo at 17:00
"Yesss!" cheered Alice as she locked up the zoo gates. Meanwhile, at the penguins HQ,"Operation:Zoo Tour will begin...NOW!" barked Skipper as he directed his family around the zoo. First they visited Marlene's habitat,"Hey guys! Whats up?" she asked them, her golden hazel eyes sparkling in the early evening sunlight. Skippers corazón quickened at that,"O-operation:Zoo t-tour."he stuttered but quickly got a grip.
"Okay, I'll let tu get to that." she replied looking strait into Skippers eyes for a few seconds, smiled at got back to her habitat. siguiente the Kangroo,Gorila,monkey,Reptile house and Polar oso, oso de resurve. When they got to the babuino habitat, violeta seemed to look happier as her eyes turned genuine purple and sparkled. "Darla?" she asked hopefully.
"Howdy Violet! Now what y'all doing here?" replied "Wait! Let me guess, zoo tour?"
"Affirmitive!" answered Skipper
Darla nodded and told Violet, "If tu ever want to come by, feel free!" then whispered,"I think Rico has a crush on you~"

Lastly, "We're done, let's go!" dicho Skipper quickly pushing them past a certain habitat.
Aj noticed and questioned, "'Eh, what about that doown there?" (A/N: I'm trying to make his Gordie accent noticeable...) whilst pointing to the lémur, lemur habitat.
"Oh, them..."he groaned whilst belly-sliding towards the habitat, which was filled with music.
Julien noticed them and waved, "Why, hello der bossy penguin! What is being the reason for tu in my kingdom?"
Emily looked confused, Skipper made a 'NO' signal but she completely ignored him. "Kingdom?" she wondered out loud whilst Skipper silently face-flippered.
"For da King, which is being me! King Julien the 13th,"he stated proudly as he struck a pose. "Which remind-ed me, I am being available for all de ladies out der! Even the fishie-stinky ones..."
"Stinky? Listen 'ere buddy, I ain't afraid to hold back! I'm givin' tu one más chance..."Sky hissed with balled up flippers, siguiente to her was violeta straining to hold back her black magic, Emily with a bat that Rico gave her and Mrs.Fishbone with her handbag...full of rocks.
But Julien just laughed at this, big mistake. All for females tackled him to the ground and started going all Jackie Chan on him.
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The penguins walked away from the lémur, lemur habitat, with a calm expression. However, Julien was cowarding in fear with ruffled up pelaje, piel bruises and a black eye. "Don't tu thnk tu were a little rough on him?" asked Private.
"His fault for being a jerk and idiot!" retorted Emily. No one dicho a word for the entire night,
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Penguins HQ at 00:00 hours

Rico woke up in the middle of the night to see violeta medetating, she opened one eye. "Rico?" she asked calmly as she levitated back on to the ground.
"I 'ame up oo c'eck ong oo." he replied and sat down siguiente to her. She rested her head on his shoulders (A/N: If penguins have any!) "Well thanks for caring,"she whispered. The two sat there, then all of a sudden violeta levitated them out side under the stars. Rico wrapped his flipper around her and the two soulmates fell asleep in each others arms in that perfect positions the enitre night~
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(1) - If tu can guess where i got the dialogue from 'You'll never take me alive' to 'Ever heard of a figure of speech', tu get a shout out in Chpt.4!
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Nigth and Dazed
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Source: (c) DREAMWORKS/NICK & ME
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Source: Alienated
added by Lt_Kowalski
Source: Kowalski Malkowicz
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Source: I took the picture
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Source: :O
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Source: YouTube
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Source: I am the super hero of ohio...yes, I am from Ohio
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MLP is my little poni, pony and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person. 
   "Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a árbol with a door and windows."Do tu think they might have seen the missing person?"
   They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door. 
    "Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
    "We're looking for a missing person," dicho Private. He wasn't surprised por the horn; after all,...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Just some really weird idea that popped in my head. Most of my ideas are weird, though.
It's probably not going to be that great, since I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it's worth a try!
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Kowalski walked quickly down the cobblestone streets of York. His footsteps seemed to echo loudly off the dreary building that lined the road.
It started to drizzle. Kowalski walked faster, hoping to get inicial dry.
It was inevitable, however. por the time he got home, he was soaked to the bone and would have been freezing cold, except vampires...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's frases from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: tu can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma puñetazo, ponche your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, tu gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! tu just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs por still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I dicho not to ACTUALLY put dulces coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lémur, lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes tu look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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