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It was a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo, it was just after sunrise. Most animales were still asleep, until there was a colossel KOBOOM!

Kowalski stumbled out from the lab, his feathers stuck out from all sides, covered in black flakes. He was holding onto a rayo, ray gun

S: Morning Kowalski
K: *cough* Morning Skipper
S: What exploded this time
K: My super-atonicanator, it is suppose to give us all super-powers! Based on my reserch... It is suppose to give us the powers based on our personalities!

Skipper gave Kowalski a blank expression, he slowely put down his coffe mug and sighed. Private yawned and waddled in.

P: Morning Kowalski!!! Wa happened?
K: My super-atonicanotor exploded, how could i have gotten it wrong!!! My calculations were perfect!
St(My OC): Did tu add all the ingredients?
K:What are tu on about?
St: Well, heros are brave, courageous, destructive, smart, kind and well...Super. Dont tu think tu should have added those aspects?
K: And how am i suppose to add those ingredients? they dont exist!!!
St: Duh, take blood samples from people who have those qualities and just use that!
R: Yah! Imdestructive!
P: Im Kind!
K: Im Smart!
S: Im bored with this conversation
St: Look why dont tu do interviews with people?
S: And find out who ARE the bravest and smartest instead of taking a chance por guessing?

Everyone stared at Skipper...For him not to say just take a chance was extremly strange. Kowalski looked around strangely, as if the answer to both the preguntas would pop out of nowhere.

K:Im on it...

With that Kowalski took off into his lab once more. He worked for at least two hours...Then he interviewed each penguin, Marlene, Julien and the rest of the animales in the zoo.

That night, Kowalski took a few needles and crept silently into the frosty winter night. He took samples, only one needle remained. He slowely crept towards his last subject for blood, he carefully positioned the needle por her arm. He pushed, it didnt go in. He tried again, nothing.

K: GET IN THERE!!!
St: Dont bother Kowalski, my arms layered with titanium
K: Starlite!!! I...i...
St: Its OK, use my foot, the left, not the right. The right also has titanium. But dont tu rather want to use Skipper? He is better at everything than me... All i have is drawing, he has a pressure point in his right shoulder. Press it and he wont wake up...Night Kowalski
K: Night Starlite...Will do

With that Starlite drifted off to sleep, Kowalski smiled. Skipper is better at most things han her...No doubt. But he needed the one quality Skipper didnt have, yet again...Mybe Starlite was right. He slowly pressed the needle into the soft flesh into the chosen penguin

The siguiente day, Kowalski ran out of the lab, completely exhausted but glowing with excitment, the other penguins were outside. Skipper was sipping on some pescado coffee.

S: What is it now...Did tu do it?
K: YES! And now, i just need to test it on a subject to make sure its harmless...
S: Are tu mad man! We could all be flying around the room in a few minutes!! Aim and fuego Kowalski
K: Skipper, its too risky! I understand tu want to get your powers, who doesnt? But we have to make sure it isnt deadly first...
S: And what if it isnt?
K: Well the a rata o some other lab tester will have super-powers and-
S: EXACTLY! A rat! And what happens if the rata King gets ahold of him? o Blowhole? What then?
K: Uhhh...
S: GIVE IT HERE!!

Skipper tackled Kowalski, he had a unfair advantage. Kowalski had been up all night, he was very tired. Skipper pulled and pulled on the end where they rayo, ray shoots out. Poor Kowalski held onto the handle for dear life, he didnt want Skipper to get ahold of it...And he was scared Skipper would slap him if he let go. Kowalski adjusted his position and he pulled the trigger of the rayo, ray por mistake. There was a flash of gleaming green light, then silence.

Skipper was lying on the floor, his body didnt mover up and down to breath... It was as lifeless as a rock
No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra mango for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You dicho your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien dicho before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene dicho one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene paloma into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Los pingüinos de Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope tu all enjoy them. por the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why tu would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank tu for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting siguiente to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't mover as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are tu in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The pingüino, pingüino de in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he dicho pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat siguiente to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic animales had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did tu manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the parte superior, arriba bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The delfín Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking té and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I dicho to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did tu ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do o die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a ratón again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have tu ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope tu enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” dicho Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few más touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now o never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested por link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance por Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And por the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did tu have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a mesa, tabla in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever tu are o your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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posted by penguinlover723
NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: tu kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now tu make sure tu keep the kids...
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