One evening, John and Caryn went on a date. Caryn asked, "What do tu do for a living, John?" John replied, "I'm a musician." She said, "I amor music. What kind of música do tu play?" He said, "Rock music." She said, "That's so nice. Are tu a solo artist o in a band?" He said, "I'm in a band." She asked, "What's the name of your band?" He said, "The Devil Wants Peace." She said, "That's an awesome name for a rock band. Do tu play heavy metal?" He said, "No, we don't play heavy metal." She asked, "Do tu like heavy metal?" He said, "I like it okay, but Peter, our bassist, doesn't like it....
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