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Unless you literally don\'t know how life works at all, you probably know that One Direction went on
The Late Late Show With James Corden
and it was the best thing our eyeballs have seen since they played dodgeball.
Not least because Louis Tomlinson pretended to be a cat and licked the back of his own hand, but because James Corden invented the most heart wrenchingly tense-but-amazing game ever,
It was an emotional roller-coaster and we can\'t summarise how it felt without going greatly into depth, so here\'s 60 thoughts we had:
1. Ahh, James Corden interviews are always good aren\'t they?
2. Still haven\'t really recovered from the dodgeball match last time tbh
3. And has anyone seen a proper pic of Harry\'s thigh tattoo is, yet?
4. Wonder if he\'ll show it to us this time round
5. Wait, what? TATTOO ROULETTE? We were only talking about seeing his last tattoo
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7. Oh my god is James Corden actually going to make one of One Direction get a tattoo?
8. Is this happening in real life? Like proper, literal, physical tattoos?
12. He really, really looks close to crying right now and we\'re crying too
13. This is like a fitter, more twisted version of Deal or No Deal, isn\'t it?
15. Right they\'re picking the boxes and Niall\'s up first. Every one stay calm
16. NIALL YOU HEARD US. STAY CALM. It\'s only a tattoo saying \'Late Late\' that\'s going to be on your body for the rest of your life.
17. Of course Niall wanted to open it early and get it over with
19. Harry\'s up next, looks pretty chilled really
20. We still want a proper picture of his thigh tattoo
21. Who\'s that girl trying to influence his decision? WHO IS SHE HARRY?
26. That\'s the type of thing a granny would say when she\'s trying to be cool
27. "It\'s just gonna be another stupid one, isn\'t it?" is giving us life
28. OH GOD THAT INDECISION NEARLY GAVE US A HEART ATTACK
31. Captain Sensible being sensible, making his decision wisely
33. Harry keep sucking your fist like that we like it
34. Was that a weird thing to say? It sounded pretty wierd
37. James Corden hurry up and pick up the box this isn\'t a joke we\'re crying inside and out
38. CC: Noel Edmonds - Liam wants to do \'Deal or No Deal\' can you make this happen pls?
39. Please just open them lads we\'re not emotionally stable
43. Niall looks like someone just killed his cat
44. Louis is SAFE, still not remotely bothered. Maybe he\'ll get one anyway
45. James Corden is about to throw up with nerves
47. HE\'S SAFE WHICH MEANS IT\'S HARRY OR NIALL OH CHRIST ALIVE
49. Well that\'s a cute Narry moment to ease the pain, isn\'t it?
50. "We\'re down to the last two boxes" YES WE KNOW JAMES
51. Harry\'s giving it a knock and it\'s all very intimidating
52. FAAAACK IT\'S HARRY. Harry is getting the tattoo and our emotions are everywhere
53. Niall is feeling pure elation. PURE ELATION.
54. We\'re not sure Niall\'s ever been so happy in his life.
55. In other news, has Harry ever looked so nonchalant in his life?
56. He probably would have chosen to have it over Niall anyway
— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) December 4, 2015
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