So in the dream I was having this special thing going on and I needed a personal hairstylist for it. So my mom called a local hairstylist.
When the hairstylist came, I thought she looked just like Lou Teasdale. So I asked her, "Um...what's your name?" And she said, "Lou Teasdale."
I just look at her like she was crazy. I said, "What are tu doing here?!"
She looked slowly at my mom, confused. "Um...I was hired as your personal hairstylist?" It sound más like a pregunta than a statement.
"But-but-you're One Direction's hairstylist! Why are tu not with them?" I started to really freak out.
"One Direction? I'm sorry...but who is that?" She looked still very confused.
I couldn't speak. I was stunned to silence. I had no idea what was going on. Was this some kind of sick joke?
I grabbed her arm and said, "Come look at my room. Then you'll know who they are."
So I dragged her to my room. And this is the scary part. I opened my door and saw...my walls were covered with...The Wanted posters! Can tu believe it? The Wanted! I just stared at my walls in horror. What was happening?
I turn to my mom and say,"Mom! What is all this?!"
"What is all what?"
"All The Wanted posters! What are they doing on my walls?"
"You put them there. I don't know why you're so surprised. tu absolutely amor The Wanted. I honestly can't get tu to shut up about them."
I gave her a WTF look. "What? No I don't! I hate The Wanted! I "absolutely love" One Direction! Where are THOSE posters?"
"Honey, calm down. There is no band called One Direction." She put her hand on my shoulder to calm me down.
And apparently The Wanted were just as popular as One Direction is now. The biggest boyband in the world.
I shook my head. No. This couldn't be happening. I went over and say on my bed. Then a thought occurred to me. I grabbed my phone and went to Google. I searched "One Direction." And...nothing about them came up. Nothing! What? So I searched their names individually. Turns out that they did audition for the X Factor, but they didn't make it. I felt like crying.
So then I fell asleep in my dream. And when I woke up it was a año later. Strange. I decided to buscar their names again. Something different came up this time.
Harry Styles was a world famous tattoo artist. And apparently, he had been dating Taylor Swift...and got her pregnant! WTF?! It was a big deal obviously.
Niall Horan was a world famous taste tester. Oh Niall... He was well know por almost everyone. He wasn't dating anyone.
Liam Payne was an Olympic runner! I thought that was cool since that was what he wanted to do when he was younger. He was really good. Apparently he had never lost a race. He wasn't dating anyone because "he needed to focus on his running."
Now, Louis and Zayn were the strangest.
Zayn was a model (haha of course) and he was dating...Elenour Calder! And they were the "it couple." They were "so very in love."
And Louis was a very famous actor. He was apparently really good. And was dating...Perrie Edwards! It was so weird! Zayn and Louis swapped girlfriends! I had no idea what was going on. I was so confused. I honestly thought I needed to be in a mental hospital o something.
So then I went to sleep again in my dream. And when I woke up, I woke up in real life too. I just laid there. I didn't even fecha look at my walls. I just put my hands on my face and said,"Please tell me that wasn't real." So I slowly leaked out from behind my hands and looked at my walls. They were covered in One Direction posters like they should be! I had finally woken up from that horrible nightmare! I just laid there thinking, wow, what have tu done to me boys?
So...yeah. That was my dream that I had last night. Strange right? Yeah it was. Very.