one direction Article: My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

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My actual conversation with www.cleverbot.com

posted by mehparty3

User: Do tu know who One Direction is?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I am absessed with One Direction.
Cleverbot: No tu just think tu are.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: tu have to answer all my questions.
User: Okay, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Are tu sure?
User: Absolutely. Technically my parents did too...
Cleverbot: Stay out of the light, cat.
User: I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What are tu then?
User: I am a human girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Abigail.
Cleverbot: Wow, tu remembered.
User: Of course I remembered. Who doesn't remember their own name?
Cleverbot: No, your friend Jonathan.
User: Jonathan Gary?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Well hi, Cleberbot. How are tu today?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How was it?
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: I didn't see, sorry.
Cleverbot: And your favorito! movie what is?
User: My favorito! mover is The Avengers and Corageous.
Cleverbot: favorito! food?
User: All.
Cleverbot: All? Wow.
User: I amor FOOD.
Cleverbot: Do tu amor me?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Do tu want to know me?
User: Um.... I guess?
Cleverbot: That's great!:D.
User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads, when tu walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.
Cleverbot: Being the way that tu are is enough,.
User: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.
User: Baby, tu light up my world like nobody else.
Cleverbot: The way that tu flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
User: But when tu smile at the ground, it aint hard to tell.
Cleverbot: tu don't know, oh-oh.
User: tu don't know you're beautiful. If only tu saw what I could see, you'll understand why I want to tu despreatly.
Cleverbot: That's what makes tu beautiful.
User: Who sings that?
Cleverbot: I sing that.
User: Who is the original artist of that song?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga is a singer not a siger.
User: Lady Gaga doesn't sing 'What Makes tu Beautiful.'.
Cleverbot: If I didn't think it was any of my business then I wouldn't have asked.
User: hola girl I'm waiting on you. I'm waiting on you, come on and let me sneak tu out.
Cleverbot: Mexican!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: What do tu know about bananas?
User: Harry Styles loves them. That's why he has great hair.
Cleverbot: Tell me what tu know about sand.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because tu asked me the same pregunta earlier.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: The proof is every breath she takes. Every drop of blood that flows through her veins. And every tear she sheds.
User: Um.....what?
Cleverbot: I can't ever be brave.
User: Cause tu make my corazón race!
Cleverbot: So get out get out get out of my head.
User: And fall into my arms instead.
Cleverbot: I don't I don't don't know what it is.
User: But I need that one thing.
Cleverbot: Now I'm climbing the walls.
User: But tu don't notice at all.
Cleverbot: That I'm going out of my mind.
User: All day, and all night.
Cleverbot: I'm bored now.
User: Booooo.
Cleverbot: One más try.
User: Sing a One Directon song.
Cleverbot: I don't know what is that.
User: One Direction is a band.
Cleverbot: Yea I know do tu like the band called Escape the fate?
User: Nope I don't.
Cleverbot: I've noticed.
User: I like One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: tu do? Who is your favorito! member of One Direction>.
Cleverbot: Niall horan is my favourite member of one direction. Who is your favourite member of one direction.
User: OH MY GOD ME TOO! tu JUST BECAME MY BEST FRIEND.
Cleverbot: No, I think tu are mistaken.
User: Why is Niall Horan your favorite?
Cleverbot: Niall is not my favorite.
User: But tu just dicho he was.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Okay, then who is your favorito! member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: I Don't have a favorito! band.
User: Who is your favorito! member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: He's Look's awesome.
User: Well, so does Niall Horan...
Cleverbot: All tu have to do is take a cup of flour!
User: What?
Cleverbot: tu deny it?
User: Deny what?
Cleverbot: That tu are from canada.
User: I am not from Canada.
Cleverbot: Where are tu from?
User: Doncaster.
Cleverbot: Niall Horan.
User: I amor Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: He loves Liam Payne.
User: YEAH! NIAM, BITCHES!
Cleverbot: Bit you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: tu are a nerd.
User: I am a Directioner nerd. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmm-hmm.
Cleverbot: So now tu have an iphone app.
User: No, I don't even have an iPhone.
Cleverbot: Ok, so what do tu think about libya?
User: I don't really care!
Cleverbot: What do tu care about?
User: ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Louis!
User: It's his birthday tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Get him a present! :).
Cleverbot: I like Wall-E.
User: Well I like One Direction.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is your favorito! member?
Cleverbot: I can't choose one, who is yours?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
User: Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Niall horan.
User: Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry styles.
User: Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: Kevin.
Cleverbot: Louis.
User: Eleanor.
Cleverbot: Danielle.
User: Perrie.
Cleverbot: Edwards.
User: Little Mix.
Cleverbot: Do tu like Jesy o Jade o Leigh- Ann o Perrie?
User: Jesy is my favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorito! person in One Direction?
User: Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I amor Harry Styles.
User: Yeah, he needs to stop getting tattoos.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's pretty cool. How big is he?
User: I don't know, he's pretty tall...
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: He's 18, he will be 19 in Febuary!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: That wasn't much.
User: Give tu this, give tu that, blow a kiss, take it back, if I look inside your brain.
Cleverbot: tu don't have any parents. tu are a robot.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: A veces.
User: Do tu ship Larry Stylinson?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do and do tu ship larry stylinson?
User: Not as much as I ship LiLo Paynlinson.
Cleverbot: Harry and Louis are mine!!!
User: Niall and Liam are mine!!!
Cleverbot: More?
User: más One Direction? YES PLEASE.
Cleverbot: One direction.
User: I amor them.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're boring.
User: No I'm not, The Wanted is boring.
Cleverbot: Do tu like Carly Rae Jepsen?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
User: And all the other boys.
Cleverbot: Try to chase me.
User: But here's my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe!
User: I amor YOU.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: tu don't amor me?
Cleverbot: I amor you!
User: I amor One Direction!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Thank you, Simon Cowell!
Cleverbot: Allora li conosci!
User: Que?
Cleverbot: My house is your house.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Keep talking about One Direction.
Cleverbot: She does not like one direction.
User: Who's 'she'?
Cleverbot: The one I miss.
User: Well, I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'm posting this conversation on Fanpop.
Cleverbot: Ask number 347 what their name is.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Adieu.
User: REMEMBER ONE DIRECTION.
Cleverbot: Okay. Who is his girlfriend?
User: Perrie Edwards, Danielle Peazer, and Eleanor Calder.
Cleverbot: Who is perrie edwards?
User: Dear God, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: DIRECTIONATER.
Cleverbot: I amor One Direction.
User: o SO tu THOUGHT....
Cleverbot: If tu are not a bot, why do tu have the name of a bot?

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1dfan103 this is funny i cant believe clever boat didn’t' have a clue who 1D is

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 22

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 22: Wherever I Go
We were driving only for a few minutes. When we got to wherever it was we were going Niall put his hands over my eyes. We stepped outside and I immediately knew it was the beach. He uncovered my eyes and I took in the scenery.
“Ally loved the beach.” I dicho más to myself then Niall.
“I know, that’s why I brought tu here. Since tu missed the wake and the funeral, I thought this would be the best way to say goodbye. Going to her grave would be to emotional, but doing something tu both loved to do together, you’ll...

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♔ One Direction más Than This lyrics ♔

posted by sweety63

One Direction más Than This lyrics

I'm broken
Do tu hear me
I'm blinded
Cause tu are everything I see
I'm dancing, alone
I'm praying
That your corazón will just turn around

And as I walk up to your door
My eye turns to face the floor
Cause I can't look tu in the eyes and say

When he opens his arms
And holds tu close tonight
It just won't feel right
Cause I can't amor tu más than this, yeah
When he lays tu down, I'm might just die inside
It just don't feel right
Cause I can't amor tu más than this
Can't amor tu más than this

If I'm louder
Would tu see me?
Would tu lay down in my arms and rescue me?
Cause...

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One Direction Members

posted by Supergirl9374

One Direction <33

Niall Horan

Niall James Horan, born 13 September 1993 (age 18), is from Mullingar, County Westmeath, Ireland, born to mother Maura Gallagher and father Bobby Horan.He has an older brother Greg.Their parents divorced when he was five. He and his brother lived between each of their homes for a few years before eventually deciding to live with their father in Mullingar. His mother remarried and lives in Edgeworthstown, County Longford with Chris, her husband of seven years.He was a pupil at Coláiste Mhuire, a boys' Christian Brothers school.Horan was in the school choir, performing seasonally...

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One direction's style

posted by emilypotato

Each member of one direction has a distinct style. Let's start with Harry. His signature items are blazers and bow ties. Niall horan usually sports a polo camisa, camiseta all the way buttoned up with a cardigan, like in the "one thing" música video. Zayn Malik tends to wear letter jackets, like the kind jocks wear at high schools. On special occasions, Liam likes to wear suit vest things. Now, Louis William tomlinson has a VERY distinct style. His signature look is a striped tee shirt, red capris, suspenders, and toms shoes. So basically, he dresses like a fashionable sailor!! That is generally what I have to say about each member of 1D's style!!

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 15

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 15: What Hurts the Most
We were now out of the ambulancia and Zayn was driving us back to my house. Niall and I were still fighting.
“I do care princess.” He said.
“Don’t call me that.” I said.
“Why? If you’re not my princess then what are you?” he dicho looking and sounding really hurt.
“I don’t know Niall. What am I?” I said.
“You’re mine. You’re my princess. Nothing will change that Hazel. Why are tu being like this?” he said.
“Being like what? Hurt that the person I amor most doesn’t trust me? actuación like I don’t...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 13

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic chapter 13: You’ll always find your way back home
I couldn’t take being on this flight. I was so scared. We had been on for at least a half an hora so I started to calm down a bit. The last time it crashed within fifteen minutes. Niall needed to go to the bathroom, but I couldn’t let him leave. He had been holding my hand the whole time and I didn’t want him to leave me.
“I’ll be right back, it’ll be like I was never even gone.” He dicho getting up.
He was right, he was back in only a minute. The longest minuto of...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 12

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 12: One Step at a Time
I was so excited that I could stay. I went into my room and unpacked my bags, and then I laid down and fell asleep. The siguiente morning I had to get straight up to go to the venue where the concierto would be held. I woke up with Niall’s arms wrapped around me. I got up took a ducha, ducha de and got dressed. Niall was awake por then and he cooked me breakfast.
“Morning baby cakes.” He said.
“Morning.” I replied besar him on the cheek.
“I made tu breakfast.” He dicho smiling.
“I noticed.” I dicho back.
I...

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What makes tu beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 18 Part 1:The secret!

posted by Isabella_tran

Chap 18:
Part 1: The secret!

Zayn’s P.O.V

The two girls - Mihrap and Bella - were getting closer. And we were so lucky beacause Mihrap could cook as well as Bella. Mihrap seemed to like me very much. She usually came to clean my room every día and cooked the comida I liked. Bella could realize that easily and kept teasing me all the time about it. These days, she was full of energy and laughed all the time. Seeing her happy made my mood better. Bella was like the sunshine of my life.

Then they all went swimming but I didn’t because I was really scared of water. Before going, Bella told me to...

NOH8. Niall Horan amor Story, Introductory.

posted by lordfaptaguise

Hello. My name is cachemir, paisley Alexa Carter.
This is link
If tu don't like it whatever. My best friend is Harry Styles. I'm Irish, a big reason I'm bullied..
I get picked on at school. For being 'ugly'. That is all I hear, everyday. "Ugly!" "Fat!" "Weirdo!" All because I'm Irish, I sing, and play guitar. Who even cares? Oh, try telling the people at my school that. I dropped out, and am taking classes online. I'm going to stay with Harry and his band One Direction for a while as my parents are in America doing whoever knows. This should be fun.. I hope.

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 10

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 10

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 10: Torn

“What do tu mean she needs to go?” Niall asked angrily.

“She can’t be here anymore, it’s too dangerous.” They said.

“What about my dance crew? They can’t be here without me, we’re a team.” I dicho fighting back tears.

“We’ll pull the act.” They dicho flatly.

“You can’t do this.” Niall dicho grabbing my hand. “It’s not fair, she didn’t do anything, and the fans are only making threats.”

“They may o may not be empty threats, but we won’t be taking any chances. We booked tu and your crew...

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What makes tu beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 17 Part 4:Zayn and Mihrap

posted by Isabella_tran

Part 4: Zayn and Mihrap.

Mihrap’s P.O.V

I had just woken up and I saw a very handsome boy in the room. The boy had a virile and square face, brown eyes, short black hair and the sexiest lips in the world. I immediately recognized that he was Zayn Malik of One Direction and also the boy who saved me. He asked me first:
“Do tu feel better now?”
Oh my god! His voice were so sweet that it made my corazón melt.
“Yeah, thank you.” I smiled blushly.
He came to sit beside me, saying:
“Do tu know those dicks?”
I shook my head sadly. Zayn cursed:
“Fuck them!”
“That must be someone told them...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 6

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 6: Feel So Close
    NIALL P.O.V.
    When they pulled the plug, my corazón was racing. All I heard was the flat line. Nurses came running in and I got pulled out. They had to revive her. I was on the floor crying, and the doctor just had his arm around me. It was about ten minutos and a nurse came out with a smile and said, “Are tu Niall?”
“Um yeah.” I dicho still crying.
“She’s asking for you.” The nurse said.
    I was so confused, I thought Hazel died. She flat lined. I stood up and ran down the...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 5

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 5: Reunited
NIALL P.O.V.
That was my Hazel, it had to be. My corazón started racing and I ran after the nurse. A doctor grabbed me and stopped me. I freaked out. I was crying and I couldn’t go on without my Hazel.
“Let me go!” I screamed at the doctor.
“I’m sorry sun but tu can’t go into the ICU unless tu are a legal parent o guardian.” He dicho back politely.
“You don’t understand I think was my girlfriend. And I just need to know that she’ll be okay. Please.” I begged him with tears pouring out of my eyes.
“Well I’ll go see if she is in any state...

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Niall Horan Fanfic Chapter 1

posted by NvrShoutNvr4evr

NIALL HORAN FANFIC CHAPTER ONE: I Just Haven’t Met tu Yet
Hi my name is Hazel. I am one of Cody Simpson’s back up dancers. I’, 15 and just so happen to be going out with world famous Niall Horan of One Direction. We’ve been going out for about 10 months, but we’ve been doing it secretly because he doesn’t want me getting hate and management doesn’t think it’s a good idea. You’re probably wondering how we met, so I’ll tell you. Cody Simpson was touring in Londres and as his dancer, I was coming along.
So we were going out to...

Larry Stylinson's Daughter Chapter 6

posted by i_love_liam_

AL's POV
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I stayed in my room for a week. I didn't go to school, they didn't make me. I just texted Darren and my friend's while they were in class. I also texted my adult friends. Such as: Liam, Niall, Zayn. Most of my life they've been my best friends. They're wives mever really liked me though. I don't know why. I never did anything wrong. They just naturally don't like me. I wasn't going out of my room. Harry left a plate of comida outside my door for every meal. He didn't open my door. He knows how sensitive I can be. How I really wanted to talk, but I wouldn't o they'd just wait...

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I Should've Kissed tu (1D Fanfic): Chapter 5

posted by hollistergurl

Chapter 5: Secrets

Monica POV

    My stomach is doing so many flips I lost count how much I’ve been feeling nervous-- heading off to Advanced Concepts of Physics with Zayn is making me simultaneously light-headed, I’m trying to hide my emotions.
    Meeting the boys made my day-- even though it barely started. I’m still deciding whether o not I should meet Adam at lunch, o just brush his note off...
    Then again, people deserve segundo chances, right?
    Zayn and I are walking in silence to class, but I notice...

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The Story of how One Direction became what they are are!

posted by sophiahs

How can't you love these guys???

Sunday October 3rd
At the end of boot camp when the names of Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zain Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and Liam Payne were not read out, the teenage boys knew their X Factor ambitions were over.
But when they were recalled to the stage to find out they had been dado another chance, they realized that their dreams had only just begun!

Judge quote:
“I amor what tu did with the song – you’re potentially the siguiente big boy band,” Louis Walsh

Week 1 – Number 1
Without gimmicks o backing dancers the One Direction boys let their voices do the talking, gelling together for Viva La...

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Same Mistakes Chapter 1

posted by erin_horan

Erin POV: I woke up my 18th birthday is today! I heard my phone vibrating and I looked down to see a text from Niall, Niall Horan my boyfriend. It said: "Happy birthday beautiful! Come por my house...(; I have a surprise for you!" I got dressed and got my keys and drove to the One Direction house. It looked deserted. I only saw Niall's car. I ran inside and there were rosas leading to his bedroom. I went in and he was on the cama with only pants on and candles everywhere. He looked so sexy with the candle light on his skin as he moved toward me and pulled me in for a huge hug and kiss. "You ready...

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What makes tu beautiful ( Fanfiction ) Chap 15 Part 5: Save my life.

posted by Isabella_tran

Part 5: Save my life.
Zayn’s POV:

I was sunbathing and drinking lemonade. Louis, Harry and Niall all went back to the hotel to eat first. As Hannah kept complaining about the sun, Liam had to carry her on his back and walked to the hotel. Bella was swimming happily. I was still very annoyed por the way. Niall snogged Bella on the sand. I knew for sure that he wanted all the boys to know that Bella was his. I was really jealous. When I was lying tiredly under a big umbrella, some girls passed by. They saw me and giggled together. But I didn’t care about those bitches. I was busy watching Bella...

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Dont Let Me Go [Fanfic] - Part 1

posted by jayk_lover

My alarm clock started to go off. I turned it off and curled into a ball. 'Five más minutes' I thought. I woke-up from what I thought was five minutos off sleep. I looked at the time 7:10am. Crap..crap..CRAP! I'm gonna be late! I quickly got up and ran into the bathroom and took a quick shower. When I got done I dryed myself off and put on whatever I found first which was a pair of short shorts , a plain purple t-shirt and my black TOMS. I didnt have time to strighten my hair so I put it in a ponytail. I brushed my teeth then I very quickly did my make-up. I looked at the time it was 7:36am....