JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before cena at the GQ Awards last night.






He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' mesa, tabla for tu tonight?

"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? pescado fingers and chips?"

Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.

He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are tu working as a nurse during the day? tu look like you've escaped from a mental institution."

But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death por monkeys in Toy Story 3.

Interviewer: Did tu ever think when tu were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?



Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.



Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?



Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..



*Everyone laughs*



Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.



Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface



Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.



Interviewer: Harry what did tu have?




Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..

Lolas P.O.V

I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school por the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my libros for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are tu ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn dicho
'Shit, forgot tu were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do tu want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'

Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five comentarios I'll post more.

We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.

But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.

Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!

'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.

'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.

'Happy days!

Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.

'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.

'But it was amazing, so good.'

Room in your suitcase for us siguiente time, Louis?