"1. Launches himself on a vengeance quest - first thing to do is going to the “eternal kindergarden” where he constantly gets his culo kicked por a little boy with the yellow bug and his gang.
2. Comes back from Neverland - only to be pushed around por bitchy mother and daughter, and eventually gets frozen for 28 years.
3. Upon coming back to life, pretends to be a simple blacksmith - gets chained to a árbol por a group of girls.
4. Constantly makes innuendo jokes, hits on each and every female in sight - didn’t get one to actually fall for it.
5. Busies himself making rape jokes to impress...
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