14 THINGS THAT WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN IF NIALL HORAN BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 

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Seeing as Niall Horan officially declared his intention to stand for office against Kanye West (at the end of that AMAZING \'Fresh Prince of Bel Air\' performance One Direction blessed us with t\'other day), we\'ve used our Serious Journo connections to gain an exclusive insight into what accomplishments he will achieve in his time as President of the United States.

1. His manifesto will read \'Applying for President, hope it all wrks out\'

2. He\'ll outlaw vegemite the very second he\'s sworn into office, but will permit the use of it against anyone who disrespects Derby County.

2. He\'ll never raise his voice in debates, he\'ll just walk up to his opponent, look them in the eyes, dramatically raise a finger in the air, and slowly press it to their complaining lips.

3. Everyone will leave these debates completely dumbfounded, convinced that a policy on larger portions of rice at Nandos is a groundbreaking initiative.

4. He\'ll open up Area 51 to the public, sending invites promising good craic to any extra-terrestrials should they wish to visit.

The martians will be the first to arrive, and they\'ll pop and lock with Niall to \'Act My Age\', sharing their knowledge of both outer space and advanced hip-hop dancing.

5. He\'ll stun the globe into world peace by performing complex Irish dance routines broadcast live across the world. Armies will lay down their weapons, cast aside their uniforms, and disarm their barracks - all moved to tears by the elegance of Niall\'s shimmy.

6. The sight of him in a full suit and waistcoat will reduce even the most accomplished orators to quivering messes unable to structure basic sentences.

7. The Wall Street Journal will run a feature on how President Horan has stabilised the economy by inspiring a surge of sales in flatcaps and various other headwear.

niall looks so cute in a flatcap im dead pic.twitter.com/j50ntsm2Ye

8. Every evening, he\'ll broadcast a twitcam live from his White House bedroom. He\'ll blow a kiss down the camera, gaze into the lens, and wish the entire nation the sweetest of dreams. News Anchors will wipe happy tears from their eyes as they sign off from the segment.

9. He\'ll redesign the Flag of the United States of America to look like this:

10. Recordings of Niall\'s giggles will be piped into subway stations to lift the spirits of weary commuters.

11. When he walks down the street, bunnies, squirrels, field mice and bluebirds will follow his every step, each wanting to be closer to him.

12. He\'ll keep a selection of nuts in his pockets to offer them, and in the winter will open the White House doors for shivering wildlife to take shelter. The squirrels are particularly frightened so he cuddles up with them every night and performs an acoustic version of \'Cashews & I.\'

13. He\'ll lead a campaign to extend the typical lunch break to 2 hours, giving workers more time to travel to their chosen food outlet.

14. He\'ll be remembered in history as Niall Ho-ran The World.

Thoughts on all this nonsense? Let us know with a tweet @sugarscape.

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