Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.
Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly. Teenage pony: *passes por in Cobra* Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking* Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon* Gordon: What does he want? Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do tu have? Colt friends: *laugh* Gordon: Hey, how many mares did tu fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away* Colts: *cry* Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters* Desk Clerk: Good morning. Can I help tu with something? Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks...
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!
Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!
Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!
Bolt: I hope tu can fix the door tu destroyed!
Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while tu get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!
Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
Yuri - Leave me... here Dan - *shoot* donw worry... *shoot griffon* everythink going be ok... TWILIGHT WE LOSING HIM GIVE HIM A SHOT!!! *get cover* oh hi RainbowDash RainbowDash - tu know Russian soldiers Dan - They not from Army they from GEA ... RainbowDash - What is this "GEA" Dan - Global Equestria Army... We Fight with guy named *shoot griffons* Golden Horn... RainbowDash - ok... and why griffons attacked us Dan - He have ally with Griffons and he has a plug in them... named Gilda RainbowDash - Gilda... Its my ex-friend Dan - HOLY SHIT NUKE!!!! From sky comes nuclear boomb Dan - SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!...
If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the mostrar for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the mostrar continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.
That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these muro posts greatly represent them.
People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?
And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...
This is my first articulo that I'm escritura for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to arco iris Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 segundos flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.