Pinkie Pie fondo de pantalla

Me, and arco iris Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why tu shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a poni, pony was eating a magdalena on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked por some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do tu mean tu don't know? What caused tu to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are tu going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorito! duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorito! one in my siguiente article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and arco iris Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got arco iris Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, arco iris Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I cruzar, cruz the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just siguiente to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

The Wonderbolt mostrar Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B por the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go más into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

Gordon, and Case galleta returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are tu talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll mover his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit tu could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minutos away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, tu may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, tu need to improve your performance. Especially tu Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. tu maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. tu don't pass the ball to your teammates, tu caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if tu dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like escritura some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered por wastelands. Only some Valiente ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

WARNING: There will be más swearing than last time (And it'll be más intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls adular, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

arco iris Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* hola look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...

Location: The poni, pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in cama with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they dicho they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a escritorio in a small building at a harbor* What makes tu think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed por a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...

Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in amor with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...

Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did tu know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...

Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask tu something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do tu know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored por Jacques Duquesne, aka The...

Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was dado powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...