Crystal Ponies

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on sofá lectura newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't tu tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked tu if we were going out to dinner, and tu were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured tu wanted to go.
Emily: What gave tu that idea?
Bob: I thought tu were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. tu should have had Jerry mostrar up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to cena tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which tu probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not borrar them since all that escritura would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

Okay. So my last lista was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet manzana, apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The rosado, rosa Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do tu think I even stumbled abarn sex...

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even más reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one por one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay o run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen tu around before! are tu new?" dicho the poni, pony behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : tu HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was poni, pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and tu want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one poni, pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...