princess twilight sparkle

Twilight, AppleJack, PinkiPie, Rarity and Fluttershy sit down on ground. Twilight start drawing a star.
Twilight - Where is my black magic book... hmmm... oh here is it...
Twilight start spelling magic worlds... than from estrella center rise Alicorn body. He have black mane and gray body. Hes eyes is pure blue. There no Cutie Mark only star.
Alicorn - huh... w-where I am
Fluttershy ICK! is this ... poni, pony of...
Twilight - yes... ummm Myster
Alicorn - hm... hello ponies... oh I scare you?
Fluttershy - y-yes...
Alicron - oh well sorry. My name is... what is my name?... uhh my head...
AppleJack - tu poni, pony of...

Mick & Doug rented a de superficie plana, cama plana, superficie plana truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, tu did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...

Victor was now driving a powerful lancha rápida down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad tu took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken por everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...

Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting siguiente to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....